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Cruise Treats For Your Mistress

I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I can use for a few COCKtails, a massage, a cheesy ship souvenir, whatever I want!

My first trip is on Carnival with my BMF (Best Mistress Friend) Kink Coach Kelly, and it’s happening very soon – early November! Unfortunately Carnival only offers gift cards in $100 denominations…it’s a short cruise, so I only need two to make my trip even more fun: Carnival Gift Cards¬†sent to me electronically at janesaddictive@gmail.com.

My second trip is on Norwegian Cruise Lines next spring. It has some fascinating ports of call, including one that many of you strokers and humiliation junkies will especially appreciate: Estonia, birthplace of the inventors of Skype…hehe. NCL offers gift cards from $25 up, which makes it extra-easy to spoil me a little:¬† Norwegian Gift Cards. Send to me at: Jane Elphinstone, 4651 Babcock St NE, Suite 18-222, Palm Bay FL 32905.

Sissy Cheerleading – Rah Rah Stuff Your Bra!

Such perky little pom-poms!

Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me falling off my chair with laughter.

CHEER FOR ME!

I like it best if you come up with your own cheers, but if you’re gagging to get started and something other than your creative juices are flowing, here’s some inspiration. YOU, however, come up with the kinky choreography!

S-I-SS-Y
I need more cock and I’m not shy
More cum is just the reason why
I’ll kneel in front of ANY guy!

Two-Four-Six-Eight
Cock is what I appreciate
Kiss it, lick it, fuck it, suck it
Make me into your cumbucket!

 

 

 

Kinky Text Chat Now Possible!

Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text […]

TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

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When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience […]

Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind!

1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some […]