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Kinky Text Chat Now Possible!

Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the lowdown…

HOW IT WORKS

  • Niteflirt calls this medium “chat”, and it’s a way to text. It doesn’t arrive like a normal phone text message though – you can only view it in a browser, whether that’s on your phone or on your computer.
  • You can opt in or out for phone text message alerts that simply tell you that you have a Niteflirt chat message. I’ve opted in, of course.
  • Sometimes the notifications don’t come through like they’re supposed to. I’ve found it to be about 80% reliable.
  • A “volley” is when you send a message and receive a reply within 24 hours. For this, you pay 69 cents. NF has set this rate for everyone, and it may become changeable down the line. So, sorry financial subs, but no raise-the-rate games by text.

EXPECTED ETIQUETTE

  • No “hammer texting”, where you inundate me with messages until I reply. I won’t reply.
  • Send one or two sentences, like a normal text message on your phone. If you send me paragraphs, I will assume you are copy-pasting to a number of phone dommes and disrespecting our time.
  • If you want my undivided attention for an exclusive chat session with my phone turned off and everything, it’s possible for a tribute of $35 per 30 minutes in addition to the volleys. If you think your hands will be too busy to type much (heh), consider tributing more.

Next time you’re feeling all naughty and submissive but can’t make a call, go ahead and drop me a line in the chat box. A dirty wordy sexting session might be right up your ass alley!

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~~Miss Jane~~
JanesAddictive@gmail.com
Care to play on the phone? Check out my NiteFlirt phone sex listings
800-863-5478 ext 9644953

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TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

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When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown.

The Incident at EWR

Unfortunately, the agent handling rebels like me that morning had tried to sneak an extra-long coffee break and was beyond pissed that my opt-out drew attention to her tardiness. I never raised a ruckus, I didn’t even complain that I stood there for 10 full minutes waiting for my grope, but that didn’t count for a damn thing. She grabbed the middle of my bra and shook it, and then the part where she ran her hand up the inside of my leg until she “felt resistance”? Yeah…at full speed. If I had balls it would have hurt. Instead, I just ended up with an unmistakable case of cameltoe.

Deliver Me Some Sweet Revenge!

This is not my first TSA cameltoe, and I’m sure you all understand that I hate feeling powerless! So it’s time for a little payback…the kind that doesn’t get you in any legal trouble, and embarrasses them even more than it embarrasses you. Since most of you love a little kinky humiliation, this is a huge bonus for us both! Here’s a list of suggestions that you are more than welcome to add to in the comments below.

  • Scanner:  Wear a very thick merkin (go ahead, google it)
  • Scanner:  Write “UR A PERV” in thick black marker on your pale chest
  • Scanner:  Sprinkle glitter on your pubes
  • Gropedown:  Wear a butt plug with harness
  • Gropedown:  Twitch and giggle when they feel your armpits
  • Gropedown:  Moan barely loud enough for the groper to hear you
  • Both:  Keep your non-metalic chastity cage on that day
  • Both:  Think sexy thoughts until you get an erection – just in time for your turn
  • Both:  “Forget” to zip your fly. Bonus points for having girlie panties on!
  • Both:  Put a super-filthy porn mag inside your closed laptop

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~~Miss Jane~~
JanesAddictive@gmail.com
Care to play on the phone? Check out my NiteFlirt phone sex listings
800-863-5478 ext 9644953

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