October 23, 2018
She goes out a lot during the week with "the girls"... until 1am. She wears her extra nice panties on those days. She doesn't invite you because "you'd be bored". Sometimes she comes home without her pantyhose on. She smells freshly showered, or wants to take one asap. Her hair doesn't look like it did this morning. She checks her cell phone a lot. She tells you about this guy [...]
September 9, 2018
I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]
August 1, 2018
Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]
July 9, 2018
Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the […]
February 18, 2014
When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown. [...]
October 31, 2013
With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind! 1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some of the pulp with a small spoon [...]
March 31, 2013
Happy Easter! Heh, just typing that reminded me of a funny, if somewhat surreal, occasion on which I wished someone a Happy Easter when it wasn't Easter at all. I had a massage client with a pretty bad case of erectile dysfunction - he got an erection maybe five times a year. One of those occasions happened during his monthly massage appointment, and he looked so tortured [...]
March 24, 2013
Guess what special day is lined up for this week, which has been an official holiday for about 30 years now.... I Am In Control Day! It's "celebrated" on March 30 by [...]
March 17, 2013
I've always found it somewhat amusing that the whitest white people on the planet traditionally end up plastered in kelly green on St Patrick's Day - it looks so terrible on their naturally pasty complexions, exacerbated by months of winter! Now slip that bright shade on a black [...]
March 15, 2013
