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Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind!

1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some […]

Slick Nipple Play Instructions

If you’ve ever done a guided masturbation phone sex call with me or made it past the halfway point in my Masturbation Maze game, then you know I love playing with your pre-cum. Oh yes, that thick bead of slipperiness has so many uses, and you hardly know any of them. If you have […]

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Vanity

“I’m an alpha male – hot body, hot cock, I can get any woman I want. You should be the one paying ME for this call. By the time we’re done, you’re going to be desperate to meet up.”

Oh, just cue up the Carly Simon, folks…

Four out of five times, that line […]