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Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind!

1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some […]

Slick Nipple Play Instructions

If you’ve ever done a guided masturbation phone sex call with me or made it past the halfway point in my Masturbation Maze game, then you know I love playing with your pre-cum. Oh yes, that thick bead of slipperiness has so many uses, and you hardly know any of them. If you have […]

Anal Training: I’ll be gentle, I promise

When you read the title, did your little puckered hole twitch a little? Aww, don’t worry, my nervous little subbie, I’ll be gentle with you. You can trust your skilled Mistress Jane with your anal virginity. After all, I want you to like it, perhaps even to beg for it one day, so I’m hardly […]

NEW PTV GAME: The Masturbation Maze

Good news for all my chronic masturbators: I’ve created my first ever PTV game and it’s meant for YOU. You’ll tease it, touch it, make it all gooey… and you will have an orgasm. The twist is that you don’t know when until the moment is upon you.

Stroke your way through the Maze

Each […]