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TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

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When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience […]

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Vanity

“I’m an alpha male – hot body, hot cock, I can get any woman I want. You should be the one paying ME for this call. By the time we’re done, you’re going to be desperate to meet up.”

Oh, just cue up the Carly Simon, folks…

Four out of five times, that line […]

Sintellectual Sundays: Teenie Weenie Edition

Guess what special day is lined up for this week, which has been an official holiday for about 30 years now…. I Am In Control Day! It’s “celebrated” on March 30 by the rest of the country, but as you can imagine, it’s just a daily phenomenon in My world! I control cocks, I control […]

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Gluttony

In this very spiritual time of the year, it tickles me to focus on how your sins affect moi – because they do, in ways your penis you probably haven’t considered. I mean, look at gluttony…how could that possibly have anything to do with phone sex, right?

Only YOU can prevent Small Penis Syndrome […]

Assignment: Create some mischief with your Mistress!

Amazon has a sex toy pictured on a powdered drink listing, and I’ve been laughing about it for 3 days already – the only thing the two products might have in common is the word “light”. Now, you’ll have to act fast to do this assignment, because the mistake could be corrected at any time…

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