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Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind!

1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some […]

Homemade Cock & Ball Torture

I have a longer history than I care to admit to when it comes to kicking a guy in the nuts – and now I get a special kick out of it knowing as I do that, behind all of the stupid things you boys do, lies The Penis. When I discovered that Cock & […]

Mythbusterz for Nutbusterz: Cumeating PTV Assignment

Maybe you already eat your cum (or better yet, someone else’s!), or maybe you’re still working up the nerve. This challenge is for both cumeaters and wannabes, though I suspect you wannabes may need to actually call me or my fellow cumeating coaches, Mistress Reaghan or Mistress Fernanda, to get you over that hump.

Stroker Slut Round-up

Know what a stroker slut is? It’s a man who wants the world to know he can’t keep his hands off his own willie. His day is a jerkfest that starts with morning wood and ends with a porn-induced grand finale to put himself to sleep. He wanks so much that, whether he realizes it […]

NEW PTV GAME: The Masturbation Maze

Good news for all my chronic masturbators: I’ve created my first ever PTV game and it’s meant for YOU. You’ll tease it, touch it, make it all gooey… and you will have an orgasm. The twist is that you don’t know when until the moment is upon you.

Stroke your way through the Maze

Each […]