October 11, 2018

Cruise Treats For Your Mistress

I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]

October 10, 2018

Sissy Cheerleading – Rah Rah Stuff Your Bra!

Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]

October 9, 2018

Kinky Text Chat Now Possible!

Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the […]

February 18, 2014
Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest […]
October 31, 2013

Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has […]
October 26, 2013
Kiss it!

Slick Nipple Play Instructions

If you’ve ever done a guided masturbation phone sex call with me or made it past the halfway point in my Masturbation Maze game, then you […]
July 29, 2013

Sintellectual Sunday: National Romance Awareness Month is almost here!

August is National Romance Awareness Month – and it’s nearly upon us! Are you prepared to devote yourself to whispering sweet nothings and giving daily demonstrations […]
June 30, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Summer in the City

I have a very unmistress-y confession to make: I turn into a total a/c whore in summer – I will do anything for a primo cooling […]
June 2, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: June is Gay Pride Month

There used to be one day in June for the Gay Pride Parade, but we all know how gays love a parade and any excuse to […]
April 22, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Pre-Birthday edition

Hola! I got back from my adventure in Uruguay this past Wednesday – I wanted to put up a “trip report” a few days ago, but […]