October 26, 2013
Kiss it!

Slick Nipple Play Instructions

If you’ve ever done a guided masturbation phone sex call with me or made it past the halfway point in my Masturbation Maze game, then you know I love playing with your pre-cum. Oh yes, that thick bead of slipperiness has so many uses, and you hardly know any of them. If you have sensitive nipples – and my pervy data collection shows that most of you do! – then you will love this new repurposing of your self-made lube... [...]

October 2, 2013

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Vanity

"I'm an alpha male - hot body, hot cock, I can get any woman I want. You should be the one paying ME for this call. By the time we're done, you're going to be desperate to meet up." Oh, just cue up the Carly Simon, folks... Four out of five times, that line turns into a really fun phone sex session...they admit to a 4" cock or a 44" waist on their jeans, and off we go down the delicious path of ego annihilation. I love using logic to break their faux alpha spirit and turn them into a sniveling, whining mess. These boys really know how to play along and submit to my very personal style of humiliation! [...]

September 18, 2013

10 Fun & Femdom Moments on My Trip Across Siberia

I'm back and rarin' to get dirty on the phone again! I've actually been back for over a week, but my blog caught some weird Joker virus that proved to be a real challenge for my Tech Bitch. Anyway, I figured I'd celebrate my return with a recap of my Trans-Siberian adventure, since so many of my followers enable my travels with airline gift cards, luggage, guidebooks and travel gadgets :) My Trip Top 10 List 1. Meeting my former travel roommate from my big trip to South Africa last year - and her obedient little cuckold! 2. Remarking loudly that the good-luck-on-your-marriage tree ribbon tradition at the Europe-Asia border looked like "a big gay rainbow". Not my most culturally sensitive moment as Russia contemplates anti-gay legislation. Heh. 3. Watching a big, tattoo'd Danish ex-military type pose for his mama's photos and carry her bags. He's been trained well. [...]

August 20, 2013

Traveling Mistress: Off to Siberia!

See that "Siberia" in my title? That's not a metaphor. Your adventurous, travel-junkie mistress is off on another wild trip - on the Trans Siberian Express! Unfortunately for you, between the wifi-less trains and a crazy range of time zone difference, this means 3 weeks of very little contact - but I will enjoy your emails whenever I snag some time online. That's a promise :)
AWAY August 20 - September 8
If you'd get a kick out of doing a call with me while I'm gallivanting across the tundra, be sure to let me know - it's unlikely that I'll be signed in for general availability on NiteFlirt, but I might be up for a call if you email me. The probability for this is pretty decent the first week and then again towards the end. In the middle I practically live on the train except when I'm shacked up in a yurt, totally disconnected from the world only to re-emerge slightly on Sept 6 in hectic Beijing before returning to the east coast.

August 5, 2013
Mistress loves Footslaves!

Dreams of a Footslave

I've been traipsing all over the place getting ready for both my move out of Manhattan and my trip on the Trans Siberian Express this month. Do you know what this does to a cute girl's feet? It makes them crave attention, care, even worship...and so I find myself missing the services of Ms Fernanda's bevy of footslaves. That woman knows how to train 'em!
Imagine yourself lying face-up on the floor in front of my chair throne, with my feet planted on your belly. I drop a bottle of peppermint foot lotion on your chest [...]

July 29, 2013

Sintellectual Sunday: National Romance Awareness Month is almost here!

August is National Romance Awareness Month - and it's nearly upon us! Are you prepared to devote yourself to whispering sweet nothings and giving daily demonstrations of love to...your right hand? That's right, your best friend deserves chivalry, appreciation and adoration - and you wouldn't disappoint PalmElla and her five lovely helpers, would you? If you're very lucky, I may produce my second ever erotic audio this month with masturbation instructions (my first was a recent cuckolding mp3)...to give some variety and real skill to your private displays of affection. [...]

April 7, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Off to South America!

With the incredibly dull combination of basketball season and tax time occupying your minds, I'm taking off for faraway lands tomorrow afternoon. I mean, what else would you expect from a mistress with 2 passports and a home safe filled with an assortment of world currencies?

March 31, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Kinky Cottontail

Happy Easter! Heh, just typing that reminded me of a funny, if somewhat surreal, occasion on which I wished someone a Happy Easter when it wasn't Easter at all. I had a massage client with a pretty bad case of erectile dysfunction - he got an erection maybe five times a year. One of those occasions happened during his monthly massage appointment, and he looked so tortured [...]

March 24, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Teenie Weenie Edition

Guess what special day is lined up for this week, which has been an official holiday for about 30 years now.... I Am In Control Day! It's "celebrated" on March 30 by [...]

March 17, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Wearing of the GREEN

I've always found it somewhat amusing that the whitest white people on the planet traditionally end up plastered in kelly green on St Patrick's Day - it looks so terrible on their naturally pasty complexions, exacerbated by months of winter! Now slip that bright shade on a black [...]