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Sintellectual Sundays: From the Jersey shore

Image source: NY Daily News

When someone asks you “what is your favorite thing about Sundays?”, I want you to barely be able to stop yourself from spurting blurting out “my mistress’s Sintellectual Sundays journal!” Because that would just lead to a blushworthy moment of truth that most submissives just aren’t ready to have yet. So here goes another edition…this time from the Jersey shore where I grew up. Not that I recognize big swathes of it after Sandy had her wicked way with favorite summer haunts *sob*.

Kink In The News

Image source: NY Daily News

Image source: NY Daily News

Apparently, a ring of sexy girls in Singapore have gotten rather entrepreneurial and recorded the cyber-sex antics of their online Facebook, etc. “friends” – and hit them with a big ol’ blackmail bill. The threat: posting their sessions on the internet. My favorite part of the linked New York Post article is Holy Perv’s comment, “I would be happy to display my stuff for the females. For Asian guys that might be a lil embarrassing or downright scary.” Ah yes, the Asian Curse…

Week on your Knees

How did you all get on with your inside out socks? Did anyone notice? Did you forget once and find yourself stroking off with your smelly sock, as instructed?

This week I want you all to come up with a masturbation chant in my honor, something to say over and over while you edge. Nothing complicated of course, we both know what your erection does to your brain capacity. Post it in the comments below (preferred) or email me.

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

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No Funny No Honey

I ran this joke by my unperverted mother, and she says it’s really old – but it was my first time hearing it, and I liked it. And that’s all that matters around here, hmph.

Q: What’s the square root of 69?
A:  8 something

Testes-MOAN-ial

From JacketJack:  “Jane has the rarest combination of discernment, creative imagination, wickedness, and verbal skills. She grabs the root of your fantasy and builds upon it effortlessly. Call her.”

I’m giggling like Butthead over “she grabs the root”. Ahem, I have nothing else in common with Butthead, don’t even go there.

Hot Damn-Azon!

Nuts about Balls
Ball deodorant, presumably in lotion form so you’ll be more likely to use it consistently. As if this concept alone wasn’t enough to earn it a mention here on my blog, don’t miss the best part – the name of the company that produces it: Happy Junk LLC. They also make Fresh Breasts for the ladies and…well…check out the 5-star review here, you tell me who else uses it! Be sure to read the comments on that review. Heh.

Sintellinks

Give my favorite phone sex friends a little comment love:

Princess Ashleigh, the ultimate girly-girl, can take you From Pantyboy to Salon Sissy in Sissi-xty Seconds Flat.

I heartily agree with Mistress Reaghan’s approach to starting a new submissive down his path to devotion and servitude, in Short Term Excitement: Chastity.

And now for something completely different… TP the Tiny Prick, who rallies the TinyPenisBrigade for me on Twitter, writes about why he’s such a Twitter slut!

If you are participating in Mythbusterz For Nutbusterz, get your results and comments to me by March 5! Anyone else still contemplating my cumeating taste test needs: there’s still time, you just need a trip to the supermarket and 48 hours 🙂

Flirty Dirty & Wordy

WWF-Pubic

How’s this for a hat-trick – not only did this player manage to pull off a “Pubic Pike”, but he really scores major points with me by laying down “JANES”!

 

If you want to play me, I do it through Facebook: Jane Elphinstone
–  Just remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –

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4 Comments

  1. Jamie says:

    Totally the hilight of MY Sunday, Miss Jane, not that anyone is likely to ask!
    The socks game over? 🙂 I totally got caught. I played it off. Shrug, mmm-MMM-mmm… No more Q’s. forget though? Nt a chance,I’m too eager to please for that! Besides, You’re like on my mind totally all the time!
    As for a mantra, so I mulled and mulled, or like tens and tens of minutes. The one I decided on? ‘No Jane, no gain’. I mean, I’m not into pain at all, well no more than the soreness of workouts or someing, but that makes it even more perfect…
    Looking forward to saying it while masturbating, in Your honor Miss Jane 🙂

    • admin says:

      “No Jane, no gain” is pretty awesome! It’s like I called you “Jamie-lamie” once and you’re determined never to give me reason to do it again 🙂

  2. eddie says:

    Jane is my joy,
    I’m her office boy!

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