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Sintellectual Sundays: Lenten Sacrifice

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On Wednesday night, I headed out to Hooters to satisfy a 10-day-long wing craving and bumped into droves of “good” Catholics with an ash cross smeared on their foreheads. Oops, damn, forgot it was Lent! Did you also drop your balls the ball? Because I always have a few ideas…

CHRONIC MASTURBATORS:  You can only stroke it with your “wrong” hand. You know what I mean.

SISSIES:  Give up pink! Get creative about your use of color to enhance your sissy self. After all, no need to always look like a cotton candy machine threw up all over you.

CUCKOLDS: Do your best to have an orgasm while fantasizing about your wife getting it on with another woman! Might I suggest the Lesbian Cuckoldress for assistance?

HUMILIATION SLUTS:  Chant “I am a handsome, well-endowed alpha stud!” as you approach your self-induced orgasm.

Kink In The News

I didn’t do this…but I suspect another mistress might have:  According to the Huffington Post, a Michigan man was picked up by the police for sucking on a realistic dildo while driving and charged with disorderly conduct. Disorderly? Really? How can that be when he was very likely following the orders of his domme?? I’ve certainly sent many a phone sex sub out driving with a butt plug inserted, or en femme, or with their balls tied up, but I don’t see any benefit to getting my boys arrested for faux-cocksucking. That aside, I would absolutely love to have seen this in action!

Week on your Knees

Image courtesy of Luigi Diamanti / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Image courtesy of Luigi Diamanti / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

I loved adding a couple of new cards to my Starbucks Rewards account – I guess this makes me the Java-Domme! If you haven’t done so yet, it’s never too late to hop on board!

Now for your new micro-domination assignment:  SOCKS. No, that’s not a typo – SOCKS. For the week ahead, you are to wear your socks inside-out for me. Punishment for forgetting: put a sock over your cock and masturbate for 10 minutes. Spurt if you can, but don’t count on it – crumbly cotton is rarely a tactile turn-on! Help yourself by turning all socks in your drawer inside-out now, while it’s on your mind.

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

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No Funny No Honey

As some of you no doubt know, the Taj Mahal in Agra, India was built by Emperor Shah Jahan as a funereal tribute to his wife. So when I came across this, I sensed advertising genius:

Man's Greatest Erection For a Woman

Email me your favorite dirty joke – maybe you’ll see it here!

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From BigStew:  Slurped it all down as instructed.

BigStew, for your obedience and effusive feedback, you get my first Mythbusterz For Nutbusterz Cumeating Assignment for free. Just email me!

Hot Damn-Azon!

SissyPrincessWand

Oh siiiiisssssiiieeeesss… I have something forrrr youuuu. As the Amazon description states, this star-shaped ice cube tray is meant “for that special princess”. And gurl, you are definitely special – don’t let any cock man tell you otherwise! So go on and add a little pink to your icebox if you dare.

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Femdom wisdom from my talented Mistress friends. We all welcome comment love!

Bratty Beauty must be on the mend from her tango with the plague if she can torment a lucky pet like this – Down But NEVER Out!

Mistress Fernanda writes one from the heart this week (welcome back to blogging!) with her post, If Only I Had Someone To Tease.

Trust Mistress Reaghan to come up with a wicked way to celebrate Valentine’s Day – by launching a kinky new assignment: Valentine’s Day Cumeating. Apparently we both have a special place in our hearts for this kink. Heh.

Flirty Dirty & Wordy

Dirty word in Word in Words with Friends this week, played against my fellow obsessed-with-cumeating mistress pal:

Keepin' it clean!

Keepin’ it clean!

If you want to play me, I do it through Facebook: Jane Elphinstone
–  Let me know who you are when you hit me up! –

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~~Miss Jane~~
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2 Comments

  1. eddie says:

    Miss Jane,

    Another great blog! Thank for the insights, hilarity and instructions!

    eddie

  2. Jamie says:

    Loooove the concept of giving up something for lent for You, my ruler! But if I give up the color ‘pink’ I fear for the constraints of future assignments from You. I know it’s only temporary, til Easter, but still. I mean, truth be told, I’m barely a sissy compared to many of the chronic cross dressers out there.

    What to do, what to do… I know it’s supposed to be something I enjoy, which is tied to my fetish, something that gets my little sissy dopamine cells a-firin’. How bout Victoria’s Secret, the most sissifying of all lingerie shops, with the most glamorous supermodels. I once had a hypnodomme make a custom mp3 in which she compelled me to fetishizes VS and averything about it. It’s by far my fave store, and I crush on all the supermodels with their perfect bodies, especially Candice Schwanepoel. So I renounce it for 40, no catalogs, no blogs, no browsing, no buying their panties, no entering their stores, no gazing ,longingly at their ads…

    For You, Miss Jane… 🙂

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