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Sintellectual Sundays: March Madness

Jane’s Journal:  This morning, I woke up at 5:20am to the choking odor of weed mixed with cigar wafting through my window. First thought: Fuck you, neighbor, now my bedroom reeks! Second thought: You’re an hour late! (heh). Third thought: Why doesn’t your pot habit ever align with my migraines? If you’re going to stink up my home, you should do it at a time when your second-hand smoke might actually benefit me.

Enough grumbling – on with the highlight of every good phone sex subbie’s week! Starting with the reason I’ve chosen “March Madness” for my title…

Kink In The News

Anal slut JAILBIRD

This is not Jose. Jose wishes he looked this good!

Remember the Darwin Awards? Well this week’s story is a lot like one of those. I have a feeling this sissy slut fully intended to have his 4am performance with the lingerie store’s stock of anal toys viewed by dozens of men in uniform – but probably didn’t expect to be recognized. Given the blond wig and plus-size red dress, Jose Perales might have pulled off the whole escapade if he didn’t have a tattoo of his own surname splashed across his back. See what I mean about the Darwin Award?

 

Week on your Knees

Oh you lazy little buggers – why didn’t I get more devotional mantras in my inbox this week? Did the two who left them in comments set the slave bar too high for you?

This week, acquire a pen with bright pink or purple ink. Write your favorite of the two chants in last week’s comment section – “No Jane, no gain” or “Jane is my joy, I’m her office boy” on a post-it note with the pen and doodle something pretty around it, then email me a picture of the results. I may ‘wallpaper’ my desktop with them if the doodles are pretty (or awful) enough!

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

SexyTweet5

No Funny No Honey

Q: Why do men like large breasts and tight asses?
A:  Because they’ve all got big mouths and little dicks.

Testes-MOAN-ial

From Peter#:  “Miss Jill is delightful,naughty, downright dirty and controlling. Never raising her voice beyond a whisper I was begging her for more, more control, more feminizing, reaching deep into my sissy faggot desires.”

What can I say, he has called me two or three times and still thinks my name is “Jill”. Maybe because he’s “Jacking”?

Hot Damn-Azon!

Proud oenophiliac!

This thing looks like the love child of the Pompeiian Priapus murals and 80s pop graffiti artist, Keith Haring. I would know because I’m a fan of both 🙂

I suspect that certain twitter followers of mine, known as the TinyPenisBrigade, should find this item particularly appropriate for their collection of bar utensils.

Sintellinks

Give my favorite phone sex friends a little comment love:

Princess Ashleigh and I both torment pathetic West Hollywood Loser Jeff – and she’s more than happy to publicly shame him on her blog!

The smoldering Ms Fernanda manages to make even the silliest things sound sexy, such as this list of what she has learned about domming from someone else’s cats.

There’s no greater pleasure for Mistress Reaghan than a willing painslut, in Logic of a Femdom: Yes, this is going to hurt.

Flirty Dirty & Wordy

Sexy Scrabble

“EROTICA” doesn’t just empty your testicles – it can also empty your rack for a killer 77 points!

If you want to play me, my username is Jane Elphinstone!

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