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Sintellectual Sundays: Off to South America!

Image courtesy of Ohmega1983 / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

With the incredibly dull combination of basketball season and tax time occupying your minds, I’m taking off for faraway lands tomorrow afternoon. I mean, what else would you expect from a mistress with 2 passports and a home safe filled with an assortment of world currencies? There will be cowboys, vineyards, steak, colonial architecture and possibly coffee with one of Ms Fernanda‘s smokin’ cousins in Montevideo. She told me I’m the first of her gringa friends to visit both countries of her heritage, woohoo!

 ~~~  Travelling APRIL 8 – 16   ~~~

Does this mean you won’t be able to reach me for phone sex for a whole week?? Noooo…well maybe. Email domination will continue as usual; you’ll hear from me mornings and evenings but probably not during the day. Phone subbies…it will depend on the reliability of broadband internet wherever I’m staying (I hear good things about it, so fingers crossed!). If you want a call, email me directly (janesaddictive@gmail.com) and I’ll let you know what possibilities exist. I’m sure several days I’ll be able to manage 7-9am EST and/or 8-11pm EST pretty easily.

Image courtesy of Ohmega1982 / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Kink In The News

Video courtesy of NBCnewyork.com.

I think this might be the most relevant ever Kink in the News piece, bearing in mind that I was victimized last summer by someone I’ve dubbed the BoyShorts Burglar. It’s all right there in the name – 4 pairs of my black and dark purple boyshorts were snatched from the dryer in my building’s laundry room. Then Bratty Beauty, living up to her name, teased me non-stop about the fat hairy fairy who was probably prancing around his apartment in them so that I’d stop pining. I told the front desk folks about the possible problem, and they just snickered. Well, check this out: VIDEO FOOTAGE OF LAUNDRY ROOM PANTY THEFT in a Manhattan neighborhood about 4 miles from me! Be sure you watch the second little video in that link where the hot panty-plundered victim is interviewed to hear how she thinks he looks “young”, “normal” and “attractive”.

Week on your Knees

If you are married like most of my devoted subs, there’s something I want you to do for the non-domme woman whose ring you wear: bring her coffee (or tea or orange juice – whatever her morning poison is) in bed, exactly the way she likes it. Bonus points if you do it twice, but if this sort of behavior is really ‘strange’ for you to exhibit, just stick to doing it once. You will be making her and me happy with that little dose of servitude.

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

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No Funny No Honey

I can’t resist the opportunity for a little follow-up humor on the heels of that tweet, though it’s pretty low-brow:

What’s long, hard and has cum in it?
…….A cucumber……..

Testes-MOAN-ial

From Replika the Chronic Masturbator … you get one guess what kink he was exploring on this call, lol: 

We picked up where we left off after having my previous call interrupted by my wife.
How ironic considering she was the topic of conversation at the time!


Hot Damn-Azon!

CumRecipesI created this section because “you can find anything on Amazon”, and sometimes that can get a little crazy. Well, this one just floored Ms Reaghan, who passed it on to me last night when she finally got her hysterical laughing under control. Look closely at the subtitle and you’ll understand completely.

From the description (italics are my own): “Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.”

This cockbook cookbook has FOUR STARS and 21 REVIEWS. And the reviews, oooooh the reviews. If you only look at one, read the one-star review titled “Abolutely Dsigusting” that accuses books like this of being a patriarchal conspiracy against feminism…and then it gets even better.

Ms Reaghan mentioned putting it on her wishlist, but I have a feeling she may have been too impatient to wait for a good little Amazon Bitchboy.

 

Sintellinks

I’m not the only one spilling drops of phone sex wisdom…check out my phone sex friends:

Funny how Ms Reaghan came across the cum recipe book in the same week that she blogged about a new-to-her kink: the feeder fetish.

Naughty Olivia has been having a ball (or two or ten) role-playing So Many Workplace Fantasies, So Little Time this week.


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~~Miss Jane~~
JanesAddictive@gmail.com
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