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Sintellectual Sundays: Pre-Birthday edition

Hola! I got back from my adventure in Uruguay this past Wednesday – I wanted to put up a “trip report” a few days ago, but I came back with an unpleasant souvenir cold/cough. Plus, every waking hour was spent having a bit of fun with a very special houseguest… Ms Olivia ­čÖé ┬áSo if you’ve been looking to get phone sexy with me, that’s why you’ve had trouble finding me. Ms Olivia is back in Colorado and I’m over the cold now, but my voice isn’t quite back to normal (see the Twittervert section below for an example). The good news for you needy little subbies is that I’m happy to take your calls if you request one by email; I just can’t be available to the general penis public without issuing the caveat about my voice.

Kink In The News

Has there been anything in the news this past week other than Boston? So rather than sift through a bunch of relatively unimportant news snippets, I’m going to deliver some unabashedly self-serving “news” of my own here:┬áMy birthday is coming up on April 28th – just a week away! So if my wishlist leaves you uninspired, check out these options that can be delivered to my inbox within hours:

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WholeFoods

Treat me to my birthday cake of choice! WF makes the only Key Lime Pie that can compete with Ms Fernanda’s.

American Airlines

I used up nearly all of my AA gift cards for my flight to Uruguay. Time to restock my travel funds for the next adventure!

Target

I could use a few pieces of workout gear for the summer, and I’ll be hitting up Target next month.

Southwest Airlines 

My favorite airline for when I’m travelling heavy and domestically. Hell, I managed to move cross-country on this airline!

Week on your Knees

This is an easy one, boys. See above, where I mention that I’ll be having Key Lime Pie for my birthday cake next Sunday? Well, so will you. You will get some little version of KLP (a bar, a tartlet, a slice, etc) and eat it while kneeling. Bonus points for putting a candle in it and singing to me on the phone!

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

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No Funny No Honey

When 3 people have sex, it’s called a threesome.
When 2 people have sex, it’s called a twosome.
…which totally explains why you’re called handsome.

Hot Damn-Azon!

CockSoupI don’t even know where to begin with the beauty of this product from Amazon’s Grocery & Gourmet department. I’d have included this even if there was nothing more to it than “Cock-flavored Soup Mix”, but let’s look at the finer points on the label and in the description:

  • “With Natural & Artificial Flavor” – I’m guessing there’s no need for added salt.
  • “Spicy” – Maybe these flavorful cocks got that way after a mistress gave it a special tabasco sauce rub. Mm, CBT…
  • “Authentic Jamaican” – Well, now you just know the soup’s flavor will be strong, dark and deeeeeep.
  • “Quick to prepare & Extremely versatile” – *mistress fans herself*
  • Favorite Review – “Talk about a burst of flavor in your mouth! Your taste buds will really stand up!”

And finally… Look at the items that “Customers who viewed this item also viewed” – several different brands of Spotted Dick and an outdoor cock trap.

Sintellinks

Other phone sex mistresses with femdom wisdom to share:

I had the pleasure of a visit from Ms Fernanda’s friend, Miss Olivia, who, despite her outdoorsy Colorado lifestyle, wore herself out traipsing all over NYC and DC for a week – and happily settled into my ugly armchair for some phone sexing on Friday.

Oh that Princess Ashleigh! Look what happens after a crazy week of mistressing in I Must Have Overdosed on Phone Fun.

Not your typical femdom blog post from Mistress Reaghan this week. She hails from Boston, and it would have been inauthentic for her to leave The Boston Marathon Tragedy unmentioned.

Ms Fernanda spins a cockteasing tale for secret sissies-under-their-suits in Slutty Office Girl: Is that a Dildo in your desk drawer?

Flirty Dirty & Wordy

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Hm, are “Dirty Teeth” the “Gay Holders” – OUCH!

If you want to play Words With Friends with me, I’m┬áJane Elphinstone
– ┬áJust remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –

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~~Miss Jane~~
JanesAddictive@gmail.com
Care to play on the phone? Check out my NiteFlirt phone sex listings
800-863-5478 ext 9644953

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