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Sintellectual Sundays: Premiere Edition

Welcome to the first of what I hope will be a looong series of Sintellectual Sunday posts. You’ll get a little news about me and what I’ve been up to, and then there’s the juicy stuff below starting with Kink In The News.

And I’m running late with the first edition because everyone needed a phone sex spanking today! Every single pre-Super Bowl call that came through got the paddle – some to the bum, some to the balls. Excellent Sunday penance for having an errant penis. Ahem, anyway. My big achievement this week was…kinda lame and ordinary, lol. I came down with that abominable plague-flu on January 1, which kept me from the gym upon my return from Las Vegas. So I decided that my 2013 would begin on Groundhog’s Day instead. So, Mr Arc Trainer, Mr Treadmill, Mr Stationary Bike – you are MY BITCHES now! Rawr!

Kink In The News

CohabitationThe state of Virginia is finally considering the legalization of cohabitation for unmarried couples. Absolutely shocking that this might actually fly in the state that begins with VIRGIN! However, it should finally put to rest any truth-in-advertising claims against the “Virginia is for Lovers” campaign that kicked off in 1969.

Week on your Knees

Every week you’ll find a new little micromanagement assignment for those who want to feel my presence over and over. This week’s task, which many of my existing slaves have already adopted: Drink all things with your LEFT hand. Why? I don’t need to give you a reason, but I happen to feel like it today. I’m a rightie but fairly ambidextrous. I always drink with my left hand and therefore you should too. If you mess up more than 7x in one week you owe me a mocha.

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

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No Funny No Honey

This one comes from a submissive Scottish ex-something-or-other:

Q: What’s the difference between a bonus and a penis?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus.

Email me your favorite dirty joke – maybe you’ll see it here!

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Ah yes, gems from my phone sex feedback vault…

From Bladeswinger: “So…I heard angels after our call (ok guys, our kind of fucked up angels, but still…) Lady is hell on wheels if you’ve read Dante.”

Hot Damn-Azon!

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Anyone can search “sex toys” and find the usual culprits, but I tend to stumble across kinky things on Amazon when I’m not even looking. And that’s what you’ll find here. I found this one while clicking through a list of Kindle one-day freebies a few weeks ago:

It’s not just that I didn’t even know about that homoerotica was a genre these days, or that the title made me think “condoms”… it’s the AUTHOR’S NAME that set me off in fits of giggles! In case it’s too scrambled for your penis-impaired brain, this book is written by “T Baggins”. T might be a relative of the famous Hobbit with the same last name, but I have my doubts. FYI, one of my phone sex cocksuckers read this book at my insistence and informs me it was quite a good, non-cheesy read.

Sintellinks

Femdom wisdom from my devious & delightful Mistress friends that you may have missed last month. They welcome comment love!

Bratty Beauty’s cuckold bootslave guest-writes this post about his recent submission to her in May The Better Man Win.

Mistress Reaghan very convincingly explains why guided masturbation should often include an element of orgasm denial – for your own good! – in Help, I Stroke Too Much.

Mistress Fernanda really needs to get her blog mojo on, because she’s so much fun to read! Check out one of my all-time favorites: You know you’re a Phone Sex Mistress When…

Flirty Dirty & Wordy

Dirty word in Word in Words with Friends this week: LOSER RANT
The word LOSE was in place, and my pathetic opponent added an R and built RANT. Given his temperament that day, it was poetically appropriate.

If you want to play me, I do it through Facebook
–  Just remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –

~~Miss Jane~~
JanesAddictive@gmail.com
Care to play on the phone? Check out my NiteFlirt phone sex listings
800-863-5478 ext 9644953

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1 Comment

  1. JanesScrabbleBitch says:

    Miss Jane,

    I love your new blog post, and I’m looking forward to reading it each week. Every section was a delight…pardon me while I sip my coffee with my left hand… There are so many hilarious delights here: T. Baggins novel (who comes up with this stuff?!), the Twitterverse section (Suckmobile! And I thought Batman and Robin were gay enough…), and your great dirty joke.

    It is also very nice of you to share your Mistress ecosystem with us in Sintellinks – there is a lot your readers can learn to be better subs (like commenting more diligently on your great posts!).

    eddie

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