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Sintellectual Sundays: Summer in the City

I have a very unmistress-y confession to make: I turn into a total a/c whore in summer – I will do anything for a primo cooling spot, and have a terrible habit of pulling my shirt up and flashing the air conditioners in any home I happen to visit for 3 months of the year. That’s right, Mother Nature turns me into her sniveling little bitch when the temps rise much above 80F. I blame this phenomenon entirely for ‘making’ me book my end-of-summer vacation in…wait for it…Siberia. I’m not joking. At the end of August, I’m taking the Trans Siberian Express through Russia and Mongolia, where it will be a balmy 69 degrees, ahhhh. But that doesn’t happen for another 7 weeks, so here I am, planted in front of the a/c unit topless and typing my awesome Sunday blog post…

Kink In The News

Sexy cushion for the pushin'

Sexy cushion for the pushin’ – soooo curvy!

Sometimes I catch a kinky news item that makes me wonder if the featured pervert is one of my callers. In Wisconsin, a man was sentenced to a life without porn after he was found “thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions”, according to the complaining witness. If you call me for humiliation phone sex, chances are I’ve had you fuck assorted furniture for me, especially couches and beds. Now in this case, I’m left wondering how the judge defines porn, because I’m pretty sure this seducer of sofas would find Playboy far less stimulating than a Seaman’s catalog.

Image courtesy of Tungphoto / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Week on your Knees

Even if it’s not your thing, I want all good followers to sacrifice a few minutes of their day to test out a new linewriting program for me. It’s on a site called WriteForMe, and in two weeks I’ve received no spam from them so I consider it safe to register with your perv email account and subbie nickname. The assignment will take you 2-5 minutes unless you’re a terrible typist. Here’s a bit of info to make it easier to use: when you make a mistake, your next keystroke should start the line over again. Do not pick up where you left off or hit backspace, as this will result in another error and additional lines being added on. Leave a short comment when you finish so I know what you thought of it. Heh. Here’s the direct link: free linewriting task.

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

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No Funny No Honey

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A woman comes home early from work in time to find her husband in flagrante with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of rage, she drags him naked down to the garage and puts his penis in a vise, secures it tightly, and removes the handle. “Stop! Stop! You’re…you’re not going to cut it off, are you??” the cheating husband asks. With a Jane-like smirk and the gleam of revenge in her eye, she replies: “No, you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire”.

[ If you’re into Extreme Cock & Ball Torture, you seriously owe me a tip for the woody you just popped 😉 ]

 

Hot Damn-Azon!

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Technically, this is a cotton-rubber undergarment meant to help women shrink several inches off their girth over the course of a month. But it’s offered by a company called “Squeem”, which certainly makes me think otherwise! I feel certain this particular under-horror is meant for sissies, what with that easy-access hole and those rip-open hooks down the inner thighs. No woman in her right mind would subject herself to this Iron Rubber Maiden, but I guess Amazon doesn’t mind poorly-disguised fetishwear in their lingerie department 😉

Sintellinks

Have a look at what’s been tickling the fancy of my mistress friends:

Ms. Reaghan is a lesbian Femdom with a firm belief in Female Strapon Supremacy.

Miss Olivia gives you a Sneak Peek: Investing in the Stroke Market.

Ms Fernanda shared a comic designed by her friend O. Bryan starring herself, Ms Reaghan, and ME: Spanking it at the Mistress Mansion.

Flirty Dirty & Wordy

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Of course he’s going to GAG on something BIG!

If you want to play Words With Friends with me, my username is Sintellectual
Prefer Scramble With Friends (like Boggle)? My username is JanesAddictive

–  Just remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –

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1 comment to Sintellectual Sundays: Summer in the City

  • Annabelle

    Has anyone else tried Miss Jane’s Free Line Writing. Great ‘fun ‘ to be had. Liked it so much I tried a special task set for me with cash penalties and punishments. If you’re a bad girl like me give it a go. I really got punished for my pathetic attempts. Miss Jane is not a soft option if you mess up!

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