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Sintellectual Sundays: Teenie Weenie Edition

Guess what special day is lined up for this week, which has been an official holiday for about 30 years now…. I Am In Control Day! It’s “celebrated” on March 30 by the rest of the country, but as you can imagine, it’s just a daily phenomenon in My world! I control cocks, I control kinks, I control the hand that raises your morning coffee to your lips (you’ve all been doing that lefty since the first ever Week on your Knees, right?).

Now guess what the easiest kind of sub to control is? This one’s easy – it’s in the title! That’s right, the boys running around with a cocktail wiener rather than a meaty sausage between their legs are always so desperate for a little attention, so desperate to amuse, so desperate to orgasm. All it takes is a giggle and any girl – old or young, pretty or ugly, flat-chested or voluptuous – can own them. And you small penis humiliation boys are always so grateful, entertaining and often generous…why wouldn’t I want to make them my victims of choice on this year’s “I Am In Control” Day?

Kink In The News

Now for the first piece related to Teenie Weenies… A woman in Taiwan left her husband the day after their wedding upon discovering that he had a penis more suited to panties than pants – it was a whopping 2 inches. She is openly divorcing him for this shortcoming, and according to this Huffington Post article, a precedent was actually set 5 years ago in Russia when a woman issued walking papers to her husband when his penis extension broke off inside her. And so I issue an invitation to the Teenie Peenie Taiwanese and the nubbin-rubbin’ Russian to join their underendowed compatriots in the Tiny Penis Brigade!

Week on your Knees

No spiraling for the penis!

No spiraling for the penis!

Whip it out, boys! Get a ruler and a piece of string/shoelace/dental floss, and follow the rules of measurement that you’ll find on The Visualiser, a website devoted to penis data aggregation (thanks for the tip-off on that, WeenieWimp!) and leave a comment below regarding how you measure up! Just one more bit of data I want – they use the pubic bone as the base, but I disagree with that. I’m more interested in your practical penis length. So also include the measurement from where it joins your body without pressing the ruler in…a measuring tape would be even better for this since you can’t press it and cheat!

Scroll through the comments for bonus humiliation – especially the mother who advises her daughter that if he’s “hung like an elevator button”, you’ve got to send him packing.

Image courtesy of Jomphong / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

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No Funny No Honey

What is the definition of trust? …….. Cannibals doing 69.

Testes-MOAN-ial

From the very appropiately named DINKY, who makes the most of his 3.5-incher. 

She makes use of my short comings. She is very good. I leak just writing this.

Hot Damn-Azon!

So Cute & Tiny!

So Cute & Tiny!

No, you cannot buy a barely-legal Asian girl on Amazon for $14.99 — for that, you have to do it the old-fashioned way and fly to Bangkok 😉  Can you even guess what this picture is selling? I mean, with that hand gesture, you’d think it would be some form of canned giggling directed at the billions of victims of the Asian Curse! I mean, have you ever seen Japanese porn? If you’re packing 7″, you are so ungodly huge by eastern standards that you just have to do porn! Leave Asia, and that 7″ is barely enough to get you invited back to her place. I get the feeling the cute model in the picture knows this. [Note: The product being advertised with this pic is a Sexy Long Straight Black Hair Wig. I mean…duh!]

Sintellinks

Head over to enjoy the musings of my phone sex friends, and give them a little comment love:

Ms Reaghan introduces us to the concept of a Lesbian Cuckold Cleanup Crew – I doubt you’ll be disappointed 😉

Naughty Olivia describes how she and Ms Fernanda humiliated “The Jackoff” with sockpussy punishment!

Princess Ashleigh redesigned her site last week, so she has no excuse not to blog this week!

I suspect that Humiliatrix Lillith has been hanging out with both Ms Reaghan and Ms Fernanda in Cuckold Humiliation.

Flirty Dirty & Wordy

WWF-SissyScents

Was it worth sacrificing all those S’s to make SISSY – SCENTS?
And sissies, be careful with your TEETH!

If you want to play Words With Friends with me, I’m Jane Elphinstone
–  Just remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –

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~~Miss Jane~~
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2 comments to Sintellectual Sundays: Teenie Weenie Edition

  • Ms. Jane, thank you for the shout out, I do appreciate it. I have to say that I thought the exact same thing when you showed me the “Hot Damn-Azon” for the week. Perhaps a trip to BANG-COCK is in order soon 🙂 Or maybe not since you just fined me again for sleeping in today…even though I was up until FIVE in the morning last night on a call!! *quickly pipes down* Boy’s don’t mess with Ms. Jane…she doesn’t play around! Thank god all I get is a fine for my indiscretions.

  • jamie

    OH My, Miss Jane, March 30 is just a couple of days away. Seems like as good a day as any to have You take control 🙂 and March 31, April 1, April 2… Actually, let’s just start like a month or so ago 🙂

    So I too the little visualizes test. I clocked in with 5.5″ from pubic bone, 4.3″ in girth. 5.25” in length without pressing in, while hairy I don’t have a lot of fat down there.
    So like. Yeah, much to my surprise, I’m a mere 11% shy of average. Woah, jamie lamie’s little penis is in the fat part of the Gaussian of penis size? Whaaaaat? Knock me over with a feather. Guess it’s time to like let go of all these sissy fantasies and become like totally a manly man. Haha, how boring would that be. Anyway, awesome post as always. And I totally agree with Princess Ashleigh… Miss Jane is NOT to be messed with, She’s a total badass domme 🙂

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