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Sintellectual Sundays: Wearing of the GREEN

ShamrockI’ve always found it somewhat amusing that the whitest white people on the planet traditionally end up plastered in kelly green on St Patrick’s Day – it looks so terrible on their naturally pasty complexions, exacerbated by months of winter! Now slip that bright shade on a black stud, and what woman could stop herself from climbing aboard that Afro-Celt express to shamrock-shattering bliss? But then I have the best of both worlds – a 1st generation Irish-American fuckbuddy who is clearly African below the belt. So much for the “Irish Curse”!

So what are you doing to honor the snake-banishing St Patrick? Will you be sticking your own slithery thing in Dunkin’s special Irish Creme donut? Wearing lacy green panties and acting like a little fairy? Sipping sexily at a Shamrock Shake? Hanging a green-dyed bagel on your pindick? Inquiring mistresses want to know!

Clover Leaf image courtesy of Vichaya Kiatying-Angsulee / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Kink In The News   ———————

I could not bring myself to give you a visual on my story choice this week, and those of you who don’t have a castration fantasy will be grateful for that! The Huffington Post reports on the rise of PENIS STEALING in West Africa. I can’t decide if the phenomenon is a metaphor for erectile dysfunction, or if a rebel faction of my Tiny Penis Brigade has crossed the ocean in search of transplant ‘donors’. My question for you is… would your rather wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing your kidneys or your manhood? I’ll bet you turned green just thinking about it!

Week on your Knees ——————–

Eat it or Wear it!

Before the blender mauls them

Last week’s instruction to get pink Himalayan salt for your table wasn’t just thoughful and healthy, but also quite a tasty thing for me to require of you – especially compared to what’s in store this week. Your mistress is not a huge fan of bitter green vegetables, but they do keep my complexion silky and eyes bright. And so I make a big batch of what I call GREEN SLIME – you take a bunch of veggies you don’t much like, frozen is fine, and boil the hell out of them before sticking them in a blender and hitting the Puree button. They should be completely unrecognizable – this makes me happy! I eat a cup before my coffee every morning, and it would be in your best interests to join me in this healthy endeavor. And by the way, the photo on the left was taken this morning as I boiled up a double batch in honor of all things green in a big pot provided by one of my slaves 🙂

Twittervert in the Twitterverse  —————-

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No Funny No Honey  ——————–

A little Irish-flavored humor for you…

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
 
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

Testes-MOAN-ial  ———————

From Sissy Sara the PhoneSlut, who declared upon finishing that she needed to clean out her NiteFlirt favorites list after our call: 

One of the best on NF, will call back again for sure! Jane is so great with the sissie boy crossdresser in me.

Hot Damn-Azon!  ———————

Yay for originality!

Yay for originality! None of that vanilla Kiss-Me-I’m-Irish crap!

 

Sintellinks  ————————–

Head over to enjoy the musings of my phone sex friends, and give them a little comment love:

St Patrick’s Day is just another excuse for a Cumeating Holiday Assignment from Mistress Reaghan!

Ms Fernanda has inducted one of her friends, Ms Olivia,  into the joys of having foot and boot fetish slaves.

Humiliatrix Lillith challenges you to stick out your tongue and see if it protrudes further than your pee-pee.

Flirty Dirty & Wordy  ————————-

Scrabble & Phone Sex - perfect together!

As if it’s not enough that we have LAID, SHORTIES, EVIL, RAM and PEGS…
…but DESEXED just brings us right back to this week’s Kink in the News!

 

If you want to play Words With Friends with me, I’m Jane Elphinstone
–  Just remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –

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