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Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind!

1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some […]

Erotic Tales: The Blow Job Bet

It always sucks to lose a bet, but that’s usually not meant literally. You took a big risk entering into a wager with a devilish mistress like me, with a blow job as the prize – and you lost. Don’t you dare try to pretend now that it was a joke – had you won, […]