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TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

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When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience […]

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Vanity

“I’m an alpha male – hot body, hot cock, I can get any woman I want. You should be the one paying ME for this call. By the time we’re done, you’re going to be desperate to meet up.”

Oh, just cue up the Carly Simon, folks…

Four out of five times, that line […]

Homemade Cock & Ball Torture

I have a longer history than I care to admit to when it comes to kicking a guy in the nuts – and now I get a special kick out of it knowing as I do that, behind all of the stupid things you boys do, lies The Penis. When I discovered that Cock & […]

Sintellectual Sundays: Kinky Cottontail

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Happy Easter! Heh, just typing that reminded me of a funny, if somewhat surreal, occasion on which I wished someone a Happy Easter when it wasn’t Easter at all. I had a massage client with a pretty bad case of erectile dysfunction – he got an erection maybe five times a year. […]

Sintellectual Sundays: Teenie Weenie Edition

Guess what special day is lined up for this week, which has been an official holiday for about 30 years now…. I Am In Control Day! It’s “celebrated” on March 30 by the rest of the country, but as you can imagine, it’s just a daily phenomenon in My world! I control cocks, I control […]