October 23, 2018

Do You Have A Sneaky Slut Wife?

She goes out a lot during the week with "the girls"... until 1am. She wears her extra nice panties on those days. She doesn't invite you because "you'd be bored". Sometimes she comes home without her pantyhose on. She smells freshly showered, or wants to take one asap. Her hair doesn't look like it did this morning. She checks her cell phone a lot. She tells you about this guy [...]

September 9, 2018

Cruise Treats For Your Mistress

I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]

August 1, 2018

Sissy Cheerleading – Rah Rah Stuff Your Bra!

Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]

July 9, 2018

Kinky Text Chat Now Possible!

Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the […]

February 18, 2014
Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown. [...]

October 31, 2013

Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind! 1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some of the pulp with a small spoon [...]

February 18, 2014
Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown. [...]

October 2, 2013

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Vanity

"I'm an alpha male - hot body, hot cock, I can get any woman I want. You should be the one paying ME for this call. By the time we're done, you're going to be desperate to meet up." Oh, just cue up the Carly Simon, folks... Four out of five times, that line turns into a really fun phone sex session...they admit to a 4" cock or a 44" waist on their jeans, and off we go down the delicious path of ego annihilation. I love using logic to break their faux alpha spirit and turn them into a sniveling, whining mess. These boys really know how to play along and submit to my very personal style of humiliation! [...]

June 18, 2013

Homemade Cock & Ball Torture

I have a longer history than I care to admit to when it comes to kicking a guy in the nuts - and now I get a special kick out of it knowing as I do that, you are too - it's a win-win! When I discovered that Cock & Ball Torture (CBT) was a fetish, I knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that I was meant to be a mistress.

Basic CBT Equipment
If you're new to genital torment, then you'll probably feel a little pressure in your pants just from reading this list of innocent household items that you should keep conveniently in one place for our CBT phone sex calls. [...]

March 31, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Kinky Cottontail

Happy Easter! Heh, just typing that reminded me of a funny, if somewhat surreal, occasion on which I wished someone a Happy Easter when it wasn't Easter at all. I had a massage client with a pretty bad case of erectile dysfunction - he got an erection maybe five times a year. One of those occasions happened during his monthly massage appointment, and he looked so tortured [...]