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Sintellectual Sundays: Wearing of the GREEN

I’ve always found it somewhat amusing that the whitest white people on the planet traditionally end up plastered in kelly green on St Patrick’s Day – it looks so terrible on their naturally pasty complexions, exacerbated by months of winter! Now slip that bright shade on a black stud, and what woman could stop herself […]

Sintellectual Sundays: March Madness

Jane’s Journal: This morning, I woke up at 5:20am to the choking odor of weed mixed with cigar wafting through my window. First thought: Fuck you, neighbor, now my bedroom reeks! Second thought: You’re an hour late! (heh). Third thought: Why doesn’t your pot habit ever align with my migraines? If you’re going to stink […]

The Porn Supremacy: What’s in Miss Jane’s Box?

With the recent release of the new Bourne movie, I became strangely aware of something I have in common with a super-spy. I recently acquired a strong box to protect my irreplaceables, and the contents scream more “CIA” than “PSO”. Hm, I feel the need to do something about that.

The current contents, all worth […]

A Slightly Nerdy Pervert Challenge

I had an unexpected moment of hilarity the other day when scrolling through the “available wireless networks” nearby. Being in a dense Manhattan apartment building, the list that popped up had about 20. Most of the network names are boring, named after the brand of their router or a series of numbers/letters…but others had me […]

Stroker Slut Round-up

Know what a stroker slut is? It’s a man who wants the world to know he can’t keep his hands off his own willie. His day is a jerkfest that starts with morning wood and ends with a porn-induced grand finale to put himself to sleep. He wanks so much that, whether he realizes it […]