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Slick Nipple Play Instructions

If you’ve ever done a guided masturbation phone sex call with me or made it past the halfway point in my Masturbation Maze game, then you know I love playing with your pre-cum. Oh yes, that thick bead of slipperiness has so many uses, and you hardly know any of them. If you have […]

Anal Training: I’ll be gentle, I promise

When you read the title, did your little puckered hole twitch a little? Aww, don’t worry, my nervous little subbie, I’ll be gentle with you. You can trust your skilled Mistress Jane with your anal virginity. After all, I want you to like it, perhaps even to beg for it one day, so I’m hardly […]

Sintellectual Sundays: Lenten Sacrifice

On Wednesday night, I headed out to Hooters to satisfy a 10-day-long wing craving and bumped into droves of “good” Catholics with an ash cross smeared on their foreheads. Oops, damn, forgot it was Lent! Did you also drop your balls the ball? Because I always have a few ideas…

CHRONIC MASTURBATORS: You can only […]