October 11, 2018

Cruise Treats For Your Mistress

I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]

October 10, 2018

Sissy Cheerleading – Rah Rah Stuff Your Bra!

Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]

October 9, 2018

Kinky Text Chat Now Possible!

Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the […]

February 18, 2014
Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest […]
October 31, 2013

Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has […]
October 26, 2013
Kiss it!

Slick Nipple Play Instructions

If you’ve ever done a guided masturbation phone sex call with me or made it past the halfway point in my Masturbation Maze game, then you […]
October 31, 2013

Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has […]
March 15, 2013
Putting the O in Oranges!

Mythbusterz for Nutbusterz Results: Kinky with CITRUS

So, it looks like an awful lot of scaredy cats couldn’t bring themselves to follow through with February’s cum-tasting Mythbusterz for Nutbusterz experiment. I think they […]
March 10, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Spring Forward!

I’m kicking off this edition with a PSA from your PSO: Daylight Savings is early this year – did you all remember to change your clocks? […]
February 21, 2013
Phone Sex for Fat Slob Couch Potatoes!

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Gluttony

In this very spiritual time of the year, it tickles me to focus on how your sins affect moi – because they do, in ways your […]