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Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind!

1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some […]

Mythbusterz for Nutbusterz Results: Kinky with CITRUS

Image by Sissy Jamie!

So, it looks like an awful lot of scaredy cats couldn’t bring themselves to follow through with February’s cum-tasting Mythbusterz for Nutbusterz experiment. I think they stumbled out of the blocks with the instruction to eat their “usual”, unaltered emission as a base-line flavor…oh boys, really? Don’t you know that […]

Sintellectual Sundays: Spring Forward!

I’m kicking off this edition with a PSA from your PSO: Daylight Savings is early this year – did you all remember to change your clocks? What a silly question, since everything but the microwave does it automatically now. Of course, it brings to mind a few other things with a habit of “springing forth” […]

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Gluttony

In this very spiritual time of the year, it tickles me to focus on how your sins affect moi – because they do, in ways your penis you probably haven’t considered. I mean, look at gluttony…how could that possibly have anything to do with phone sex, right?

Only YOU can prevent Small Penis Syndrome […]

Sintellectual Sundays: Lenten Sacrifice

On Wednesday night, I headed out to Hooters to satisfy a 10-day-long wing craving and bumped into droves of “good” Catholics with an ash cross smeared on their foreheads. Oops, damn, forgot it was Lent! Did you also drop your balls the ball? Because I always have a few ideas…

CHRONIC MASTURBATORS: You can only […]