October 23, 2018
She goes out a lot during the week with "the girls"... until 1am. She wears her extra nice panties on those days. She doesn't invite you because "you'd be bored". Sometimes she comes home without her pantyhose on. She smells freshly showered, or wants to take one asap. Her hair doesn't look like it did this morning. She checks her cell phone a lot. She tells you about this guy [...]
September 9, 2018
I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]
August 1, 2018
Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]
July 9, 2018
Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the […]
February 18, 2014
When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown. [...]
October 31, 2013
With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind! 1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some of the pulp with a small spoon [...]
July 24, 2013
If you've called me and you're the sexy conversation type, I've probably asked you about your experiences calling phone sex lines over the years. I've been a phone mistress for 3 years, but some of you have been calling since the 1980s, and I'm fascinated! Below is a collection of first-time experiences with phone sex, which several of my subs wrote up for me as one of their slave assignments. Feel free to share yours in the comment section!
First Time Phone Sex Experiences
I started calling recorded phone sex lines in the early 1980's. It was a slow process getting over the guilt to do it, but it was quickly addictive. [...]
July 16, 2013
Some of us mistresses play very well together, and I'd like to introduce you to someone I like to pass the occasional penis to from time to time. By penis, I of course mean orgasm edging caller - they're so much fun to tease and toss around! So, devoted readers, I'd like to introduce you to my newest friend, both in work and non-work - Miss Olivia!
JANE: What was your first ever phone sex call like?
Olivia: My first call was a 2-girl call with Mistress Fernanda - we had the JackOff for 2 hours weighing his balls for us - classic! I was hooked. [...]
April 22, 2013
Hola! I got back from my adventure in Uruguay this past Wednesday - I wanted to put up a "trip report" a few days ago, but I came back with an unpleasant souvenir cold/cough. Plus, every waking hour was spent having a bit of fun with a very special houseguest... Ms Olivia :) So if you've been looking to get phone sexy with me, that's [...]
March 31, 2013
