October 23, 2018

Do You Have A Sneaky Slut Wife?

She goes out a lot during the week with "the girls"... until 1am. She wears her extra nice panties on those days. She doesn't invite you because "you'd be bored". Sometimes she comes home without her pantyhose on. She smells freshly showered, or wants to take one asap. Her hair doesn't look like it did this morning. She checks her cell phone a lot. She tells you about this guy [...]

September 9, 2018

Cruise Treats For Your Mistress

I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]

August 1, 2018

Sissy Cheerleading – Rah Rah Stuff Your Bra!

Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]

July 9, 2018

Kinky Text Chat Now Possible!

Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the […]

February 18, 2014
Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown. [...]

October 31, 2013

Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind! 1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some of the pulp with a small spoon [...]

October 26, 2013
Kiss it!

Slick Nipple Play Instructions

If you’ve ever done a guided masturbation phone sex call with me or made it past the halfway point in my Masturbation Maze game, then you know I love playing with your pre-cum. Oh yes, that thick bead of slipperiness has so many uses, and you hardly know any of them. If you have sensitive nipples – and my pervy data collection shows that most of you do! – then you will love this new repurposing of your self-made lube... [...]

August 5, 2013
Mistress loves Footslaves!

Dreams of a Footslave

I've been traipsing all over the place getting ready for both my move out of Manhattan and my trip on the Trans Siberian Express this month. Do you know what this does to a cute girl's feet? It makes them crave attention, care, even worship...and so I find myself missing the services of Ms Fernanda's bevy of footslaves. That woman knows how to train 'em!
Imagine yourself lying face-up on the floor in front of my chair throne, with my feet planted on your belly. I drop a bottle of peppermint foot lotion on your chest [...]

July 16, 2013

Interview with fellow Cock Control Mistress, Olivia

Some of us mistresses play very well together, and I'd like to introduce you to someone I like to pass the occasional penis to from time to time. By penis, I of course mean orgasm edging caller - they're so much fun to tease and toss around! So, devoted readers, I'd like to introduce you to my newest friend, both in work and non-work - Miss Olivia!
JANE: What was your first ever phone sex call like?
Olivia:   My first call was a 2-girl call with Mistress Fernanda - we had the JackOff for 2 hours weighing his balls for us - classic! I was hooked. [...]

February 17, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Lenten Sacrifice

On Wednesday night, I headed out to Hooters to satisfy a 10-day-long wing craving and bumped into droves of “good” Catholics with an ash cross smeared […]