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The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Vanity

“I’m an alpha male – hot body, hot cock, I can get any woman I want. You should be the one paying ME for this call. By the time we’re done, you’re going to be desperate to meet up.”

Oh, just cue up the Carly Simon, folks…

Four out of five times, that line turns into a really fun phone sex session…they admit to a 4″ cock or a 44″ waist on their jeans, and off we go down the delicious path of ego annihilation. I love using logic to break their faux alpha spirit and turn them into a sniveling, whining mess. These boys really know how to play along and submit to my very personal style of humiliation!

Then there’s the remaining one out of five, who claim to be 6’3″, washboard abs, 9″ cock, fat bank account blah blah – the ones who totally believe their own fantasy, and not in the good way. Their blatant vanity is so unappealing that it’s the easiest thing in the world to go all humiliatrix on their perky pompous asses … “Nine inches, eh? Are you sure you’re not looking at the centimeter side of the ruler? Because the kind of guy who calls a mistress and says the stupid things you just did is the same kind of guy who would confuse those things.” After much bluster about how they really do have a big, thick cock, I might give them a “Congratulations, you were born with the right equipment, but again, you don’t sound bright enough to know what to do with it so you might want to re-think your dick schtick.” Click. After all, there’s nothing more humiliating to a self-proclaimed alpha male than rejection by a “phone ‘ho” uninterested in his platinum offer.

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~~Miss Jane~~
JanesAddictive@gmail.com
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