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The Porn Supremacy: What’s in Miss Jane’s Box?

With the recent release of the new Bourne movie, I became strangely aware of something I have in common with a super-spy. I recently acquired a strong box to protect my irreplaceables, and the contents scream more “CIA” than “PSO”. Hm, I feel the need to do something about that.

The current contents, all worth grabbing should my life become that of an action hero, include:

  • 2 passports, for my 2 nationalities
  • 3 passbooks for accounts in 3 countries
  • 4 major world currencies & enough for a cab ride in 4 others
  • Original 1920s deed to a $5m house I don’t own
  • Heirloom jewelry
  • A master’s degree in linguistics

Do you notice anything missing? … No gun! And nothing sexy! That makes me one lousy Agent Provocateur, and we can’t have that! So you know what I’m going to add? (Ms Reaghan will be so proud!) A bright pink 10″ Weapon of Ass Destruction, deliciously abbreviated to a WAD. Don’t make me launch that thing…because we all know from the other contents of my ugly black box that I can disappear with as much grace and stealth as I can strike.

3 Comments

  1. Max says:

    Dear Mistress Jane,
    but it is very tempting to be a guinea pig for you using this weapon. That has to be a must. Even “Q” tested all weapons before handing it to James Bond.

  2. slaveboysmith says:

    Miss Jane after being introduced to Goddess Reaghan’s black WAD Darth, I am all too familiar with the destruction possible when a beautiful woman sets out to employ such a tool to inflict maximum impact on a slave’s bottom. The pink color is rather disarming as it seems quite pretty although I’m quite sure as a slave feels the full length and girth of it enter him, any pretense of gentleness will quickly subside. For the good of mankind’s bottoms everywhere I beg you to keep that only for severe cases of provocation.

  3. Sissy Sally says:

    LOL, this dildo looks like it would taste like one of those big candy ring pops you made me buy at Walmart, to suck something big in public that turns my lips all shiny and red and sticky so I have to lick them. Now if I’m sucking something in private for you, this would be delicious!

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