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TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

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When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown.

The Incident at EWR

Unfortunately, the agent handling rebels like me that morning had tried to sneak an extra-long coffee break and was beyond pissed that my opt-out drew attention to her tardiness. I never raised a ruckus, I didn’t even complain that I stood there for 10 full minutes waiting for my grope, but that didn’t count for a damn thing. She grabbed the middle of my bra and shook it, and then the part where she ran her hand up the inside of my leg until she “felt resistance”? Yeah…at full speed. If I had balls it would have hurt. Instead, I just ended up with an unmistakable case of cameltoe.

Deliver Me Some Sweet Revenge!

This is not my first TSA cameltoe, and I’m sure you all understand that I hate feeling powerless! So it’s time for a little payback…the kind that doesn’t get you in any legal trouble, and embarrasses them even more than it embarrasses you. Since most of you love a little kinky humiliation, this is a huge bonus for us both! Here’s a list of suggestions that you are more than welcome to add to in the comments below.

  • Scanner:  Wear a very thick merkin (go ahead, google it)
  • Scanner:  Write “UR A PERV” in thick black marker on your pale chest
  • Scanner:  Sprinkle glitter on your pubes
  • Gropedown:  Wear a butt plug with harness
  • Gropedown:  Twitch and giggle when they feel your armpits
  • Gropedown:  Moan barely loud enough for the groper to hear you
  • Both:  Keep your non-metalic chastity cage on that day
  • Both:  Think sexy thoughts until you get an erection – just in time for your turn
  • Both:  “Forget” to zip your fly. Bonus points for having girlie panties on!
  • Both:  Put a super-filthy porn mag inside your closed laptop

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3 comments to TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

  • Alice Wonder

    Hello,

    First of all I am very envious. Ms Reaghan – damn I wish I could have been a fly on the wall.

    With respect to the TSA, the tragedy we will never forget that resulted in increased measures in all probability could have been avoided had current security measures actually been enforced. I don’t want to play “what if” or blame games, but it seems to me that the invasiveness of the TSA is an intentional distraction from the fact that they dropped the ball with existing measures.

    Wearing panties, well, that’s something I enjoy doing anyway. I think that is a fantastic idea. It would give me some free humiliation while going through the gate, and it may even give the agent something to smile about brightening their day – and like me, they are just working stiffs trying to make it, so why not do something to give them a smile they can laugh about later? Especially if I have my full mountain man beard.

    A rolled up sock in my pants for the gropedown would be fun too…

    With respect to feeling powerless, well, I rather like the feeling – but it has to be with the right person 😉

  • admin

    Hey Alice…not sure I agree that a thorough grope or naked pic would have revealed the 9/11 plot; I think Homeland Security would have though. In any case, I fully support ANY excuse for a man to wear panties! You would absolutely be one of their “crazy things that happen at work” stories for them to tell for years 🙂

  • supersubG

    I had an experience with the TSA last year, I can add one to the humiliation list though, having a lipstick/gloss in carry on luggage. It shows as a liquid if you forget to put it in the tray, and if you do put it in the tray everyone around seems to stare

    Panties through the scanner was very paranoia inducing as well

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