Traveling Mistress: Off to Siberia!
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October 2, 2013
I’m back and rarin’ to get dirty on the phone again! I’ve actually been back for over a week, but my blog caught some weird Joker virus that proved to be a real challenge for my Tech Bitch. Anyway, I figured I’d celebrate my return with a recap of my Trans-Siberian adventure, since so many of my followers enable my travels with airline gift cards, luggage, guidebooks and travel gadgets 🙂
My Trip Top 10 List
1. Meeting my former travel roommate from my big trip to South Africa last year – and her obedient little cuckold!
2. Remarking loudly that the good-luck-on-your-marriage tree ribbon tradition at the Europe-Asia border looked like “a big gay rainbow”. Not my most culturally sensitive moment as Russia contemplates anti-gay legislation. Heh.
3. Watching a big, tattoo’d Danish ex-military type pose for his mama’s photos and carry her bags. He’s been trained well.
4. Playing “Fear Factor” with two German guys and a wide assortment of homemade food on a train platform. I may have eaten a horse burger!
5. Passing an open train compartment with two naked Mongolian men – and no discernible penis. Yet more supporting evidence of The Asian Curse.
6. Talking to a couple of my most devoted subs on my wifi-enabled cell with perfect connection (and the desired results, of course!).
7. Sharing a beer with a sexy Russian girl who “models and sings” in Mongolia and wants my job (sigh…doesn’t every woman?).
8. Telling my Gaystralian compartment-mate that I’m a professional sexologist for cross-dressers and gender-benders.
9. Looking at the wiggly seat on the train toilet and thinking of my Toilet Slut Bill, who gives lapdances to public commodes for my amusement.
10. Â Being naked in a yurt. A yurt, people! Naked!
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Welcome Back, Jane! So glad you are back, well and as hilariously dominant as always.
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