I had an unexpected moment of hilarity the other day when scrolling through the “available wireless networks” nearby. Being in a dense Manhattan apartment building, the list that popped up had about 20. Most of the network names are boring, named after the brand of their router or a series of numbers/letters…but others had me rolling on the floor.

• 2bLoved…. aw, poor lonely thing
• HotDog…. is that what you were eating when you set up your network?
• BabeMagnet…. clearly a geek with aspirations
• Kumbaya…. hey, this is NYC, not sure this is the place for you

And then there’s the one that knocked me over:

• Fattyboobolatti… a busty BBW, or a chubby-chasing perv?

Challenge #1: Name My Network!

It made me think about my own network name, boringly just my first name. But how dull (and oh-so-identifiable) is that? It’s time to have some FUN!! Vote below:

What should Miss Jane name her network?

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Challenge #2: Name YOUR Network

I dare you to give yourself a kinky network name! Be subtle if necessary, but do it and let me know what it is. Will you be LoveYouLongTime69? MissySissyPants? HeWhoMustObey? Think of it as a public service – most people only go messing around with their networks when there’s a glitch with their connection, and that’s never a happy moment. You’ll be putting a smile on someone’s face 🙂

~~Miss Jane~~
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