July 9, 2018

Kinky Text Chat Now Possible!

Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the […]

February 18, 2014
Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown. [...]

October 31, 2013

Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind! 1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some of the pulp with a small spoon [...]

October 26, 2013
Kiss it!

Slick Nipple Play Instructions

If you’ve ever done a guided masturbation phone sex call with me or made it past the halfway point in my Masturbation Maze game, then you know I love playing with your pre-cum. Oh yes, that thick bead of slipperiness has so many uses, and you hardly know any of them. If you have sensitive nipples – and my pervy data collection shows that most of you do! – then you will love this new repurposing of your self-made lube... [...]

October 2, 2013

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Vanity

"I'm an alpha male - hot body, hot cock, I can get any woman I want. You should be the one paying ME for this call. By the time we're done, you're going to be desperate to meet up." Oh, just cue up the Carly Simon, folks... Four out of five times, that line turns into a really fun phone sex session...they admit to a 4" cock or a 44" waist on their jeans, and off we go down the delicious path of ego annihilation. I love using logic to break their faux alpha spirit and turn them into a sniveling, whining mess. These boys really know how to play along and submit to my very personal style of humiliation! [...]

September 18, 2013

10 Fun & Femdom Moments on My Trip Across Siberia

I'm back and rarin' to get dirty on the phone again! I've actually been back for over a week, but my blog caught some weird Joker virus that proved to be a real challenge for my Tech Bitch. Anyway, I figured I'd celebrate my return with a recap of my Trans-Siberian adventure, since so many of my followers enable my travels with airline gift cards, luggage, guidebooks and travel gadgets :) My Trip Top 10 List 1. Meeting my former travel roommate from my big trip to South Africa last year - and her obedient little cuckold! 2. Remarking loudly that the good-luck-on-your-marriage tree ribbon tradition at the Europe-Asia border looked like "a big gay rainbow". Not my most culturally sensitive moment as Russia contemplates anti-gay legislation. Heh. 3. Watching a big, tattoo'd Danish ex-military type pose for his mama's photos and carry her bags. He's been trained well. [...]

January 29, 2013

Mythbusterz for Nutbusterz: Cumeating PTV Assignment

Maybe you already eat your cum (or better yet, someone else’s!), or maybe you’re still working up the nerve. This challenge is for both cumeaters and […]
September 19, 2012

Submission 101: How to Please your Mistress

Schools around the country are back in session, and wet-behind-the-ears (amongst other places!) submissive men have been tentatively calling and emailing me with offers of “whatever […]
July 18, 2012

Assignment: Create some mischief with your Mistress!

Amazon has a sex toy pictured on a powdered drink listing, and I’ve been laughing about it for 3 days already – the only thing the […]