April 5, 2019
JOI Jerk Off Instructions Phone Sex With Mistress Jane

The Joy of JOI

Masturbation all by yourself is fun and satisfying, but sharing it with a woman is *always* better! Especially when that woman has a thing for giving handjobs and wants to share her delicious knowledge. [Hint: I am that kind of woman!] Now before you start doubting my mistress-ness, I never lend submissives a hand, just verbal jerk off instructions...but I do like men [...]

February 20, 2019
CBT Phone Sex Game

Pain Slut Dice Game

Need a new kick to your regular ol' CBT and corporal punishment routine? I'm pretty sure we can all agree new kicks are good when it comes to cocks and balls, heh. But in this case, I'm suggesting a game of chance with me as your kinky Dice Mistress. CBT + NT + Spanking + Stroking. Get out your favorite dice plus 2 rulers, spatulas, that sort of thing, and memorize this menu [...]

December 31, 2018

Strap-on for the Anally Curious

Those of you with a curiosity about "butt stuff" have already stuffed a finger or two in there...liked it...graduated to a thick Sharpie or maybe even a hairbrush handle. Fantastic - you like it!  That tells me you're ready for more than small skinny things. It's time to experience a cock, but not a COCK-cock.  You are ready to feel my GIRL-COCK I would start you off easy with [...]

October 23, 2018

Do You Have A Sneaky Slut Wife?

She goes out a lot during the week with "the girls"... until 1am. She wears her extra nice panties on those days. She doesn't invite you because "you'd be bored". Sometimes she comes home without her pantyhose on. She smells freshly showered, or wants to take one asap. Her hair doesn't look like it did this morning. She checks her cell phone a lot. She tells you about this guy [...]

September 9, 2018

Cruise Treats For Your Mistress

I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]

August 1, 2018

Sissy Cheerleading – Rah Rah Stuff Your Bra!

Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]

July 24, 2013

Phone Sex First Times

If you've called me and you're the sexy conversation type, I've probably asked you about your experiences calling phone sex lines over the years. I've been a phone mistress for 3 years, but some of you have been calling since the 1980s, and I'm fascinated! Below is a collection of first-time experiences with phone sex, which several of my subs wrote up for me as one of their slave assignments. Feel free to share yours in the comment section!
First Time Phone Sex Experiences
I started calling recorded phone sex lines in the early 1980's. It was a slow process getting over the guilt to do it, but it was quickly addictive. [...]

July 6, 2012

A Slightly Nerdy Pervert Challenge

I had an unexpected moment of hilarity the other day when scrolling through the “available wireless networks” nearby. Being in a dense Manhattan apartment building, the […]
May 3, 2012

Erotic Tales: The Blow Job Bet

It always sucks to lose a bet, but that’s usually not meant literally. You took a big risk entering into a wager with a devilish mistress […]