October 23, 2018

Do You Have A Sneaky Slut Wife?

She goes out a lot during the week with "the girls"... until 1am. She wears her extra nice panties on those days. She doesn't invite you because "you'd be bored". Sometimes she comes home without her pantyhose on. She smells freshly showered, or wants to take one asap. Her hair doesn't look like it did this morning. She checks her cell phone a lot. She tells you about this guy [...]

September 9, 2018

Cruise Treats For Your Mistress

I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]

August 1, 2018

Sissy Cheerleading – Rah Rah Stuff Your Bra!

Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]

July 9, 2018

Kinky Text Chat Now Possible!

Want to sneaky-chat from home or work? Quickly check my availability? Or are you just too shy to pick up the phone? Niteflirt has recently rolled out a sexy texting option so you can reach me whether I’m signed in for calls or not. In my case, I am more likely to answer a text when I’m out and about than I am to answer an email – it’s just easier for me, though I imagine YMMV. Here’s the […]

February 18, 2014
Let the Gropedown commence, TSA turd!

TSA Humiliation – Time to Turn the Tables!

When a very reasonable mistress like myself has a pet peeve, good subs should take note and do their best to appease her. Well, my biggest travel pet peeve is the TSA security theater I must endure every time I fly, and I had a particularly vicious experience a couple of weeks ago on my way to Ms Reaghan‘s. I’m a little picky about who gets to have naked pictures of me and Uncle Sam does not make the list, so I always opt out of the naked scanner and take the full-body gropedown. [...]

October 31, 2013

Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind! 1. Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin. 2. Scoop out some of the pulp with a small spoon [...]

July 29, 2013

Sintellectual Sunday: National Romance Awareness Month is almost here!

August is National Romance Awareness Month - and it's nearly upon us! Are you prepared to devote yourself to whispering sweet nothings and giving daily demonstrations of love to...your right hand? That's right, your best friend deserves chivalry, appreciation and adoration - and you wouldn't disappoint PalmElla and her five lovely helpers, would you? If you're very lucky, I may produce my second ever erotic audio this month with masturbation instructions (my first was a recent cuckolding mp3)...to give some variety and real skill to your private displays of affection. [...]

June 30, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Summer in the City

I have a very unmistress-y confession to make: I turn into a total a/c whore in summer - I will do anything for a primo cooling spot, and have a terrible habit of pulling my shirt up and flashing the air conditioners in any home I happen to visit for 3 months of the year. That's right, Mother Nature turns me into her sniveling little bitch when the temps rise much above 80F. I blame this phenomenon entirely for 'making' me book my end-of-summer vacation in...wait for it...Siberia. I'm not joking. At the end of August, I'm taking the Trans Siberian Express through Russia and Mongolia, where it will be a balmy 69 degrees, ahhhh. But that doesn't happen for another 7 weeks, so [...]

June 2, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: June is Gay Pride Month

There used to be one day in June for the Gay Pride Parade, but we all know how gays love a parade and any [...]

April 22, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Pre-Birthday edition

Hola! I got back from my adventure in Uruguay this past Wednesday - I wanted to put up a "trip report" a few days ago, but I came back with an unpleasant souvenir cold/cough. Plus, every waking hour was spent having a bit of fun with a very special houseguest... Ms Olivia :)  So if you've been looking to get phone sexy with me, that's [...]