August 20, 2013

Traveling Mistress: Off to Siberia!

See that "Siberia" in my title? That's not a metaphor. Your adventurous, travel-junkie mistress is off on another wild trip - on the Trans Siberian Express! Unfortunately for you, between the wifi-less trains and a crazy range of time zone difference, this means 3 weeks of very little contact - but I will enjoy your emails whenever I snag some time online. That's a promise :)
AWAY August 20 - September 8
If you'd get a kick out of doing a call with me while I'm gallivanting across the tundra, be sure to let me know - it's unlikely that I'll be signed in for general availability on NiteFlirt, but I might be up for a call if you email me. The probability for this is pretty decent the first week and then again towards the end. In the middle I practically live on the train except when I'm shacked up in a yurt, totally disconnected from the world only to re-emerge slightly on Sept 6 in hectic Beijing before returning to the east coast.

August 5, 2013
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Dreams of a Footslave

I've been traipsing all over the place getting ready for both my move out of Manhattan and my trip on the Trans Siberian Express this month. Do you know what this does to a cute girl's feet? It makes them crave attention, care, even worship...and so I find myself missing the services of Ms Fernanda's bevy of footslaves. That woman knows how to train 'em!
Imagine yourself lying face-up on the floor in front of my chair throne, with my feet planted on your belly. I drop a bottle of peppermint foot lotion on your chest [...]

July 29, 2013

Sintellectual Sunday: National Romance Awareness Month is almost here!

August is National Romance Awareness Month - and it's nearly upon us! Are you prepared to devote yourself to whispering sweet nothings and giving daily demonstrations of love to...your right hand? That's right, your best friend deserves chivalry, appreciation and adoration - and you wouldn't disappoint PalmElla and her five lovely helpers, would you? If you're very lucky, I may produce my second ever erotic audio this month with masturbation instructions (my first was a recent cuckolding mp3)...to give some variety and real skill to your private displays of affection. [...]

July 24, 2013

Phone Sex First Times

If you've called me and you're the sexy conversation type, I've probably asked you about your experiences calling phone sex lines over the years. I've been a phone mistress for 3 years, but some of you have been calling since the 1980s, and I'm fascinated! Below is a collection of first-time experiences with phone sex, which several of my subs wrote up for me as one of their slave assignments. Feel free to share yours in the comment section!
First Time Phone Sex Experiences
I started calling recorded phone sex lines in the early 1980's. It was a slow process getting over the guilt to do it, but it was quickly addictive. [...]

July 16, 2013

Interview with fellow Cock Control Mistress, Olivia

Some of us mistresses play very well together, and I'd like to introduce you to someone I like to pass the occasional penis to from time to time. By penis, I of course mean orgasm edging caller - they're so much fun to tease and toss around! So, devoted readers, I'd like to introduce you to my newest friend, both in work and non-work - Miss Olivia!
JANE: What was your first ever phone sex call like?
Olivia:   My first call was a 2-girl call with Mistress Fernanda - we had the JackOff for 2 hours weighing his balls for us - classic! I was hooked. [...]

July 9, 2013

The 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex: Envy

A recent note from my subbie, Faux-CEO, inspired this second post about the 7 Deadly Sins of Phone Sex. Feel free to go back and read the first one, on how gluttony is a sex sin.
"I saw in your tweets section that you reconnected with your Russian friend from your South Africa trip last year. Did she mention whether she'd gotten back together with your hot, black tour guide? In years past, I would have been a been envious of him after your description of her. However, now that you & I have been rearranging my orientation, I'm jealous of her!"
Do you ENVY the man or the woman? [...]

March 10, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Spring Forward!

I'm kicking off this edition with a PSA from your PSO: Daylight Savings is early this year - did you all remember to change your clocks? What a silly question, since everything but the microwave [...]

March 3, 2013
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Sintellectual Sundays: March Madness

Jane’s Journal:  This morning, I woke up at 5:20am to the choking odor of weed mixed with cigar wafting through my window. First thought: Fuck you, […]
February 25, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: From the Jersey shore

When someone asks you “what is your favorite thing about Sundays?”, I want you to barely be able to stop yourself from spurting blurting out “my […]
February 17, 2013

Sintellectual Sundays: Lenten Sacrifice

On Wednesday night, I headed out to Hooters to satisfy a 10-day-long wing craving and bumped into droves of “good” Catholics with an ash cross smeared […]