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January 30, 2020

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Cumeating Phone Sex

If you’ve never eaten your own cum, well, you’re a wuss. I firmly believe every guy should try his own so he knows what he’s dishing up. I mean, I know you’ve gotten plenty of blow jobs in the past and made a big fuss about how much swallowing matters. If you haven’t tasted it yourself, well, that’s just plain old hypocritical. And this is something I hold every man to, not just submissives – in fact, I would say especially vanilla or even dominant. Hm, especially dom guys, lol.

CEI Cumeating Fetish

However, cumeating isn’t just about being fair. For many of you it’s this sexy taboo, slightly repulsive kink you’re just dying to try. You’d think that would be enough to get it done, right? This naughty thing that straight men aren’t “supposed” to do — eat cum — and yet you want to do it so badly!

You Just Can’t Eat Your Cum Without A Pervy Cheerleader!

But as badly as you want to give it a shot, you always chicken out at the last minute! Know why? Because you don’t eat it immediately after you spew. Every second that passes after your third spurt makes it exponentially less likely that you’ll follow through with your kinky, cumtastic intentions. On CEI phone sex calls, I start with making guys eat their first spurt only, and then progress from there because of this post-orgasmic loss of interest. Hmm, does that tidbit give you something to look forward to, or something to dread?

Cum Crackers

Now I know many of you have this bizarre “tough guy” attitude about eating your cum raw and unadulterated. Great, I absolutely want you to do that…but if you’re having trouble eating it at all, you really should make that your second cumeating goal. Now head to your pantry and find the least flavorful cracker you’ve got – saltine, perhaps? – and get jerking. You’re going to add your own special spurt as a topping and munch it down before you can think twice about what you’re doing.

New Cumeating Goals

Once you’ve eaten cum off a cracker, you can give it a shot all on its own. But then what? Well, I suggest you think about all the foods it looks like and start using it as a substitute. Need a little inspiration? Check out this semen recipe book with 200+ reviews on Amazon. Not that into eating your own cum after all? Lol, well then go ahead and read those reviews for a little pervy entertainment.

 

—- Miss Jane —-
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1 Comment

  1. Chris says:

    I always fantasize about eating my cum but always chicken out!

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