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Give Your PUMPkin A Happy HalloWEENIE

Pick out a jack-worthy Jack O'Lantern!With Halloween upon us, you’re probably wondering what to do with all the fresh pumpkins you have lying around. Well fear not, your Masturbation Mistress has a plan that will forever etch a new meaning for “Jack O’Lantern” in your mind!

1.  Carve a 1″ diameter hole in a small pumpkin.
2.  Scoop out some of the pulp with a small spoon or dull knife.
3.  Attempt to insert your penis.
4.  Remove penis and whittle away at the hole until it’s just big enough to accommodate your girth*.
5.  If your pumpkin fits in the microwave, warm it up a little.
6.  Insert your penis and PUMP!!

HOW IT WORKS:  The single tight hole creates a good near-vacuum seal and amazing suck action if you carved it right; and the warm, wet pulp inside should feel very welcoming on a cold autumn evening. You might be surprised how quickly your Halloweenie gets happy! Be sure to leave a comment describing how it compares to a real blow job 😉

* Members of the Tiny Penis Brigade can do this to a tangerine – why waste a whole pumpkin on your teenie halloweenie?

Image courtesy of digidreamgrafix / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

1 Comment

  1. Chris Arey says:

    I fuck the pumpkin and suck out my treet.

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