I know this sounds like an exotic fabrication from a professional fantasy-spinner, but I am, hand to heart, on a wild trip in East Africa for a month. I got here 3 days ago, and there is definitely some downtime thanks to the heat and that bitch called Jetlag. Tomorrow I start exploring the Serengeti, the Cradle of Life, the historic spice trade ports, coffee plantations, and other things you don’t find in your typical backyard.

Phone mistressing from Tanzania!

You are encouraged to indulge your need for submission to me while I am here. But it’s not for everyone… it may not be the seamless experience you’re used to on the logistical side of things.

You’ll roar like a lion when I won’t stop denyin’

Be prepared for the frustration potential…but then, that’s always a risk around a cocktease, isn’t it?

I am taking calls through an internet phone service, and on your end you call the same old way. I’m using a USB internet stick and my computer has 9 hours of battery life, so even if we lose power (Africa is bad that way), our call should be unaffected!

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Lousy connection? I’ll make good.

The quality of our connection should be pretty decent, similar to calling cell-to-cell. The worst that’s likely to happen is a weird electronic noise in the first few seconds.

I will send you 2 free minutes if:

• Our call gets cut off and is able to immediately re-connect
• The connection is unworkable

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