Good news for all my chronic masturbators: I’ve created my first ever PTV game and it’s meant for YOU. You’ll tease it, touch it, make it all gooey… and you will have an orgasm. The twist is that you don’t know when until the moment is upon you.

Stroke your way through the Maze

Each twist of the Masturbation Maze comes as a $2.50 PTV mail containing teasing, written instructions on how you’re allowed to touch yourself, and there is an orgasm at the end – heh, thought I should mention that for the minority of you who find the prospect of denial unappealing. The link to the next PTV instruction is at the bottom of the current one.

Challenging the Edge

Not all of the techniques will have you gasping on the edge of a creamy eruption – some will build the ‘burn’ and turn masturbation into true self-love. However, a couple that could easily tip you over if you’re not careful. So, if you fuck it up and cum before you get permission, you are hit with an Oopsie Fine that approximately doubles the cost of this game.

Ready to enter the Masturbation Maze?
Admission is just $2.50!

Playing & Paying in the Maze

It’s meant to be done one instruction right after another and will take…well that would be telling, wouldn’t it? More than 15 minutes but less than an hour. I mean, it wouldn’t be much fun if you knew how to pace yourself…at least, it wouldn’t be much fun for me. What will it cost? Well you know how much each instruction is, so let’s just say it’ll cost more than 2 Starbucks Mocha ventis but less than 5…unless, of course, you have an Oopsie!

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