August is National Romance Awareness Month – and it’s nearly upon us! Are you prepared to devote yourself to whispering sweet nothings and giving daily demonstrations of love to…your right hand? That’s right, your best friend deserves chivalry, appreciation and adoration – and you wouldn’t disappoint PalmElla and her five lovely helpers, would you? If you’re very lucky, I may produce my second ever erotic audio this month with masturbation instructions (my first was a recent cuckolding mp3)…to give some variety and real skill to your private displays of affection.
Kink In The News
Being a New Yorker, how could this week’s piece not be about our aptly-named politician, Anthony Weiner. I got all excited when I caught the name of the woman he’d been sexting and phone sex-ing with: Sydney Leathers. And assorted articles on the subject refer to her as his “online mistress”. Leathers + Mistress + Phone Sex = BDSM to most of us kinksters, and although that angle hasn’t been aired with his dirty cyber laundry, I suspect it might be in there somewhere. I must admit though, I was expecting more deviant things to come up in this NY Daily News article about the humiliated politician’s brother contacting the mistress, but then that’s probably why the headline was phrased so vaguely.
Week on your Knees
In honor of National Ice Cream month coming to a close, I bring you this… I put an odd topping on my ice cream at home sometimes, and this week I’d like you to do the same. My favorite is Honey Nut Cheerios, but you can use any cereal you want as “sprinkles” on your dessert one night. I’d love to hear how your concoctions turn out!
Twittervert in the Twitterverse

No Funny No Honey
The University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of the human penis is larger than the shaft. After one year and $80K, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study. Three years and $250K later, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Unsatisfied with these findings, yet another southern university conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and $75 in research expenses, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
Hot Damn-Azon!

In honor of my Kink in the News story, I bring you a penis soap – the WEENER KLEENER.
Now if only it was such a simple matter to clean up a politician’s silly cyber antics!
Sintellinks
Have a look at what’s been on the kinky minds of my mistress friends:
Ms. Reaghan introduced me to a site called Cane-iac years ago, so it’s not a surprise that she’s an expert in Phone Sex Spanking.
Check out Miss Olivia’s blog post about her special Strap-on Teaser mp3.
Flirty Dirty & Wordy

In a game that won’t allow “slut” or “fag”, I was shocked they allowed JISM!
If you want to play Words With Friends with me, my username is Sintellectual
Prefer Scramble With Friends (like Boggle)? My username is JanesAddictive
– Just remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –
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~~Miss Jane~~
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