I love a good snowstorm in New York City – there’s nothing I can’t get delivered, and someone else does all the plowing and blowing. So I spent the whole weekend all cozied up in my apartment …
Thanks to a prolific email hacker, we have this odd collection of self-portraits done by our 43rd president, George W. Bush. Did I find out about this via well-known web sources like The Smoking Gun or Gawker? Nooo…one of my eager phone sex pets found it on, of all the crazy places, Princess Sparkle Pony’s blog. If you can get past the thought of the former prez being fascinated by his own naked body, I happen to agree with Sparkle Pony’s opinion that these are quite…good.
How did you all get on with drinking lefty this week? I only got one mocha, but I suspect that doesn’t tell the whole story… And this leads to a very appropriate follow-up assignment for this week. Instead of creating a new habit, I intend to benefit from your existing one. Email me the codes on your Starbucks card and I will register it to my account. Keep it loaded and use it every time you go...I will benefit from all the coffee rewards you earn me from its use. What, you only go a few times a year? Well then you’ll never benefit, so I may as well!
Q: Who’s the most insatiable gay porn star ever?
A: PacMan – the dude ate balls non-stop for 25 cents until he DIED.
Email me your favorite dirty joke – maybe you’ll see it here!
From Dan C: Price per minute-1.99, stuff on her wish list- $10-$200, the experience of being dominated by Jane- priceless.
I have a small penis phone sex caller who reports for corner time punishment in his cheap tighty-whiteys. When I came across this tin of bandages, with “FREE PRIZE inside to take your mind off the excruciating pain”, I thought to myself, “No prize could make up for the agony of having a mere 3.5 inches.”
Femdom wisdom from my devious & delightful Mistress friends that you may have missed. We all welcome comment love!
Bratty Beauty has sadly been struck down by the plague-flu this week, so I’ll direct you to her very explicit sissification post, Humiliated Sissy Scotty.
Mistress Reaghan delights in tormenting cocks, be it with tease & denial or CBT – in Tease Until It Hurts.
And don’t forget to check out my monthly cum-eating “taste test” project: Mythbusterz For Nutbusterz – plenty of time to get in on February’s!
Dirty word in Word in Words with Friends this week, provided by my ScrabbleBitch:
If you want to play me, I do it through Facebook: Jane Elphinstone
– Just remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –
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~~Miss Jane~~
JanesAddictive@gmail.com
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800-863-5478 ext 9644953
2 Comments
Miss Jane,
Last week’s premiere was great but this week’s is off the charts! Us subs will long (except for the Tiny Penis Brigade) remember the SnowGasm of 2013, thanks to this memorable, entertaining and inspiring (well, an unmentionable part of me got inspired by your “Week on Your Knees” admonition) blog.
eddie
in the past two days i’ve been enjoying Your new blog developments 🙂 i am loving it, the weekly group assignments, Your wit and insights. You have a gift for writing…. I’d like to participate in the mythbusterz, and i’d like to experience Your version of microdomination. I need the guidance of a strong domme like Yourself. to push me in real life, but also in fetishlife.