I love a good snowstorm in New York City – there’s nothing I can’t get delivered, and someone else does all the plowing and blowing. So I spent the whole weekend all cozied up in my apartment …

• Drinking homemade choco-lattes – one slave got me the machine, another got me the espresso-ground Lavazza. Now that’s teamwork!
• Checking in on Bostonian Ms Reaghan’s power situation – yes, we all know she always has THE power…just not necessarily the utility kind.
• Offering poor plague-ridden Princess Ashleigh my best flu advice.
• Subbing (as in substituting, duh!) for Empress Jasmine when one of her Raise-the-Rate junkies needed a fix while she was out whooping it up.
• Twittering with my ever-growing #TinyPenisBrigade (the least intimidating brigade ever, as one of them points out)
• Allowing orgasms on nearly half of my calls. I guess I was inspired by all the white stuff around me!

Kink In The News

Image via gawker.com

Thanks to a prolific email hacker, we have this odd collection of self-portraits done by our 43rd president, George W. Bush. Did I find out about this via well-known web sources like The Smoking Gun or Gawker? Nooo…one of my eager phone sex pets found it on, of all the crazy places, Princess Sparkle Pony’s blog. If you can get past the thought of the former prez being fascinated by his own naked body, I happen to agree with Sparkle Pony’s opinion that these are quite…good.

Week on your Knees

How did you all get on with drinking lefty this week? I only got one mocha, but I suspect that doesn’t tell the whole story… And this leads to a very appropriate follow-up assignment for this week. Instead of creating a new habit, I intend to benefit from your existing one. Email me the codes on your Starbucks card and I will register it to my account. Keep it loaded and use it every time you go...I will benefit from all the coffee rewards you earn me from its use. What, you only go a few times a year? Well then you’ll never benefit, so I may as well!

Twittervert in the Twitterverse

No Funny No Honey

Q: Who’s the most insatiable gay porn star ever?
A: PacMan – the dude ate balls non-stop for 25 cents until he DIED.

Email me your favorite dirty joke – maybe you’ll see it here!

Testes-MOAN-ial

From Dan C:  Price per minute-1.99, stuff on her wish list- $10-$200, the experience of being dominated by Jane- priceless.

Hot Damn-Azon!

I have a small penis phone sex caller who reports for corner time punishment in his cheap tighty-whiteys. When I came across this tin of bandages, with “FREE PRIZE inside to take your mind off the excruciating pain”, I thought to myself, “No prize could make up for the agony of having a mere 3.5 inches.”

Sintellinks

Femdom wisdom from my devious & delightful Mistress friends that you may have missed. We all welcome comment love!

Bratty Beauty has sadly been struck down by the plague-flu this week, so I’ll direct you to her very explicit sissification post, Humiliated Sissy Scotty.

Mistress Reaghan delights in tormenting cocks, be it with tease & denial or CBT – in Tease Until It Hurts.

And don’t forget to check out my monthly cum-eating “taste test” project: Mythbusterz For Nutbusterz – plenty of time to get in on February’s!

Flirty Dirty & Wordy

Dirty word in Word in Words with Friends this week, provided by my ScrabbleBitch:

His opponent just wanted HUGS, but he upped the ante!

If you want to play me, I do it through Facebook: Jane Elphinstone
–  Just remember to let me know who you are when you hit me up! –

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~~Miss Jane~~
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