I've been traipsing all over the place getting ready for both my move out of Manhattan and my trip on the Trans Siberian Express this month. Do you know what this does to a cute girl's feet? It makes them crave attention, care, even worship...and so I find myself missing the services of Ms Fernanda's bevy of footslaves. That woman knows how to train 'em!
Imagine yourself lying face-up on the floor in front of my chair throne, with my feet planted on your belly. I drop a bottle of peppermint foot lotion on your chest [...]