April 5, 2019
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The Joy of JOI

Masturbation all by yourself is fun and satisfying, but sharing it with a woman is *always* better! Especially when that woman has a thing for giving handjobs and wants to share her delicious knowledge. [Hint: I am that kind of woman!] Now before you start doubting my mistress-ness, I never lend submissives a hand, just verbal jerk off instructions...but I do like men [...]

February 20, 2019
CBT Phone Sex Game

Pain Slut Dice Game

Need a new kick to your regular ol' CBT and corporal punishment routine? I'm pretty sure we can all agree new kicks are good when it comes to cocks and balls, heh. But in this case, I'm suggesting a game of chance with me as your kinky Dice Mistress. CBT + NT + Spanking + Stroking. Get out your favorite dice plus 2 rulers, spatulas, that sort of thing, and memorize this menu [...]

December 31, 2018

Strap-on for the Anally Curious

Those of you with a curiosity about "butt stuff" have already stuffed a finger or two in there...liked it...graduated to a thick Sharpie or maybe even a hairbrush handle. Fantastic - you like it!  That tells me you're ready for more than small skinny things. It's time to experience a cock, but not a COCK-cock.  You are ready to feel my GIRL-COCK I would start you off easy with [...]

October 23, 2018

Do You Have A Sneaky Slut Wife?

She goes out a lot during the week with "the girls"... until 1am. She wears her extra nice panties on those days. She doesn't invite you because "you'd be bored". Sometimes she comes home without her pantyhose on. She smells freshly showered, or wants to take one asap. Her hair doesn't look like it did this morning. She checks her cell phone a lot. She tells you about this guy [...]

September 9, 2018

Cruise Treats For Your Mistress

I went on a terrific cruise of the Adriatic in April and enjoyed it so much that I already have two more lined up! Of course it helps that I live in Florida, where I have a choice of like 4 ports, one of which is just 45 minutes away, lol. In case you’d like to treat me to some extra fun on my trips, I’ve listed the only way I can think of to do it for the two upcoming trips – cruise line gift cards that I […]

August 1, 2018

Sissy Cheerleading – Rah Rah Stuff Your Bra!

Sissies exist to entertain their mistresses. Whether they’re singing, sashaying or sucking cock, they do it in a highly ridiculous way that makes them worth their mistress’s attention – and that is the one thing they might crave even more than cock! In the past few weeks, I’ve heard from a few slutty cheerleader sissies whose cheers and antics had me […]

June 25, 2013

Keep a Sissy Scrapbook!

There's nothing we girls don't document with photos as we emerge into womanhood, and now you will do the same - with my sweetly strict guidance, of course. That's right, I want you to keep track of your journey through feminization so that you can relive each step whenever the urge strikes you.
Sissy Scrapbooking Assignment #1
The first thing you need is an actual scrapbook. You can buy a simple book or whole kit from a craft store, or you can make do with a 3-ring binder with [...]

May 31, 2013

Sissies: Let your inner Material Girl out to play in lingerie!

Trust ultimate sissy mistresses, Ms Fernanda and Ms Lillith, to devise a little competition for our sissy phone sex gurls: Put on your best Madonna threads and strike a pose! The queen of reinvention provides unique inspiration for all kinds of crossdressers, and we want to have a good giggle at your own personal homage to The Material Girl.

Madonna Sissy Competition Rules
1. Dress up in your best Madonna look - she has so many to choose from! 2. Take a few pictures of yourself [....]

March 3, 2013
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Sintellectual Sundays: March Madness

Jane’s Journal:  This morning, I woke up at 5:20am to the choking odor of weed mixed with cigar wafting through my window. First thought: Fuck you, […]