May 30, 2020
Cumeating Phone Sex

CEI For The Kinky Guy

If you've never eaten your own cum, well, you're a wuss. I firmly believe every guy should try his own so he knows what he's dishing up. I mean, I know you've gotten plenty of blow jobs in the past and made a big fuss about how much swallowing matters. If you haven't tasted it yourself, well, that's just plain old hypocritical. And this is something I hold every man to, not just submissives [...]

January 30, 2020
Roleplay Phone Sex with Mistress Jane

Roleplay, Anyone?

It'll come as no surprise to anyone who has done a roleplay with me that I absolutely love this type of call! Here's the thing though - I do it as improv. So if you're into this phone sex genre, by all means give me a general outline about the scenario you want to play out...but don't message me asking "So what are we going to do?" The best part of it is the creativity I put into it, so why spoil the fun? [...]

April 5, 2019
JOI Jerk Off Instructions Phone Sex With Mistress Jane

The Joy of JOI

Masturbation all by yourself is fun and satisfying, but sharing it with a woman is *always* better! Especially when that woman has a thing for giving handjobs and wants to share her delicious knowledge. [Hint: I am that kind of woman!] Now before you start doubting my mistress-ness, I never lend submissives a hand, just verbal jerk off instructions...but I do like men [...]

February 20, 2019
CBT Phone Sex Game

Pain Slut Dice Game

Need a new kick to your regular ol' CBT and corporal punishment routine? I'm pretty sure we can all agree new kicks are good when it comes to cocks and balls, heh. But in this case, I'm suggesting a game of chance with me as your kinky Dice Mistress. CBT + NT + Spanking + Stroking. Get out your favorite dice plus 2 rulers, spatulas, that sort of thing, and memorize this menu [...]

December 31, 2018

Strap-on for the Anally Curious

Those of you with a curiosity about "butt stuff" have already stuffed a finger or two in there...liked it...graduated to a thick Sharpie or maybe even a hairbrush handle. Fantastic - you like it!  That tells me you're ready for more than small skinny things. It's time to experience a cock, but not a COCK-cock.  You are ready to feel my GIRL-COCK I would start you off easy with [...]

October 23, 2018

Do You Have A Sneaky Slut Wife?

She goes out a lot during the week with "the girls"... until 1am. She wears her extra nice panties on those days. She doesn't invite you because "you'd be bored". Sometimes she comes home without her pantyhose on. She smells freshly showered, or wants to take one asap. Her hair doesn't look like it did this morning. She checks her cell phone a lot. She tells you about this guy [...]

April 22, 2012

Birthday Worship for Miss Jane

Guess who’s having a birthday this week? April 28th is the day I turn 33, and a well-intentioned phone pet reminded me that that’s when Thomas […]